New Jersey Votes For Drunk Chicks

Right thinking legislators in New Jersey aim to restore the right of “Joisy” girls to get 25 cent Fuzzy Navels and Sex On The Beach.

TRENTON, N.J. (AP) – It’s unanimous: Women deserve a cheap drink, at least in New Jersey bars and restaurants. Despite an administrative ruling that says the ladies’ night at a Cherry Hill bar and restaurant violated state civil rights rules, Assembly members Thursday said there ought to be a law protecting the practice.

The Assembly voted 78-0 to approve a bill making it legal for bar owners and others to offer special promotions such as charging women different prices for drinks. The measure was designed to specifically overturn that June 1 ruling.

“It defies common sense to view Ladies Night as anything other than a way for a bar or restaurant owner to stay competitive and successful,” said the measure’s sponsor, Assemblyman Joseph Cryan, a Democrat.Maybe they should call it: Tilt-A-Whirl Puking Chicks Who Are Going To Bang Some Bar Loser Because They Can’t See Straight Night bill. That’s the whole idea behind Ladies Night, right?

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