I Need A New Phone

Damn my cell phone for not having a built-in digital camera…

Driving to work this morning I hear on one of the local morning shows that there’s a jumper on the roof of a local hotel. As luck would have it, my commute takes me right past the spot the jumper is at… And there I am in my car with no digital camera…

Since I didn't have a camera you'll have to image a coked-out guy, clad only in white boxers, pacing the ledge at the top of this three story hotel

You’ll have to image a coked-out guy, clad only in white boxers, pacing the ledge at the top of this three story hotel. When I passed it, he was laying on ledge yelling back and forth with police. I did see a police officer stationed on the highway off-ramp taking pictures with a camera that had a serious zoom lens; I was jealous…

If the guy really wanted to kill himself he could have picked any of a number of nearby buildings that are a bit taller…

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