Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ was not a picture ripped from the headlines, nor an especially humorous picture; it was a good old fashion caption challenge.

Here are the winning captions for following photo:

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1) (the_redfalcon) – “Well Marlon, what we are seeing here is the Alpha Female demonstrating her dominance by humping the submissive, French-looking, Male.

The Male gives a simian gesture of mock-approval, knowing that as long as the Alpha Female is happy, the Male will be well provided for.”

2) (Shawn Levasseur) – “It’s not as wooden as the “Al Gore” dummy, but you can still see Theresa’s lips moving.

3) Tie (Cowboy Blob) – “Escusez, monsieur…Does your minkey bite?
and (Timmer) – “Dahling…I’m frightened of all these commoners, give Momsie a ride on your shoulders

Until next Friday…

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3 Comments

  1. David Anderson August 16, 2004
  2. Kevin August 16, 2004
  3. the_redfalcon August 16, 2004