HomeWeekend Caption ContestWeekend Caption Contest™ Weekend Caption Contest™ Kevin August 20, 2004 Weekend Caption Contest 45 Comments It’s Friday, that means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Update: Winners announced. Comments are now closed. Olympic Babe Of The Day - Amanda Beard Small Details Matter Share this:FacebookTwitterRedditEmailMoreLinkedInPinterestPrintTumblrPocket Related Posts Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners About The Author Kevin Kevin founded Wizbang in 2003. He still contributes occasionally and handles all the technical and design work for the site. 45 Comments Stephen Macklin August 20, 2004 What I supposed to say? In Cambodia or near Cambodia? I can’t keep this shit straight anymore. Larry Morin August 20, 2004 Please God – Pretty Please, with cherries on top – Don’t let them publish my Senate voting record. If the American People find out that they have been paying me to not do my job for 19 years, they’ll never agree to pay me to not do the Presidents job. Frank Martin August 20, 2004 (Slow sound of choppers overhead….) This is The End…… Of our enchanted land – The End Beautiful friend – The End Can you picture what will be All Innocent and free….. daniel August 20, 2004 Kerry: Up to his nose in his own filthy lies! Dittybopper August 20, 2004 Humming Ring of Fire by Johnny Cash I stepped into a buring ring of fire I went down down down and the flames went higher Laurence Simon August 20, 2004 “Dear God, I hope that they don’t discover that it was Pizza Huts I burned down in “Nam.” Rodney Dill August 20, 2004 “swordfish” Rodney Dill August 20, 2004 (Editorial note: You need the Amanda Beard picture, above, left justified to fint with the caption contest) Rodney Dill August 20, 2004 or to “fit” Alex August 20, 2004 Kerry: Only God can save me now…but I’m a Democrat. Can’t use Him. Kathleen August 20, 2004 John hums the Kerry-Edwards Theme song to make himself feel better: The Times’ll come out tomorrow Bet Teresa’s dollars that tomorrow, I’ll be cleared And when the Times says, tomorrow, that the Swift Boat Vets are lying traitors, I’ll be cheered! Tomorrow, tomorrow, the media, tomorrow, Will take all my cares away. Chris Short August 20, 2004 God Damn! My hair is so fucking hot right now. daniel August 20, 2004 KERRY FILES FEC COMPLAINT OVER SWIFT BOAT ADS Beck August 20, 2004 “John Kerry: For nose rings before he was against them.” alternate: “Up in the sky! It’s a bird… it’s a plane… it’s… Nuance Man!” The Lonewacko Blog August 20, 2004 “He’s back.” shortfuse August 20, 2004 I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner, that’s is all I really want to be. For if I were an Oscar Mayer weiner, everyone would be in love with me! Zeitgeist August 20, 2004 Is someone touching my ass? Please let it be John Edwards… well it was either that or ‘If it feels like more than two fingers, it’s probably a d*ck’. -S- August 20, 2004 Image? Obviously, I missed whatever was here earlier. Unless, of course, the point of captioning tonight is to caption a blank space. So, alright, captioning a blank space about Kerry: “Reporting for duty.” Timmer August 20, 2004 Who’s there? What’s that sound? Is that Karl Rove and the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy? Is that who’s up there? Wait…no…I can explain…I didn’t really plan on winning…it was all a joke…don’t…STOP, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT’S HOLY…STOP! BILL?! WHERE ARE YOU? I KNOW YOU’RE HERE! DON’T LET HER…. (two silenced gunshots) HILLARYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY you….(gasping whisper) bee-ah-tch. f mastro August 20, 2004 The HORROR….the HORROR….. PETERRR August 21, 2004 must… have… botox injection Kot Begemot August 21, 2004 “Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow…” Jason August 21, 2004 “No no no… his eyes aren’t tracking right. Nobody’s going to believe he’s human. We had the same problem with the Gorebot. I need an Allen wrench and some WD-40…” Rick Holte August 21, 2004 “What’s that God? I know, I know… but, just eighty more day’s, then I’ll start telling the truth…. you’ll see!” SarahW August 21, 2004 Note to self – This is what happens when you shoot your mouth off about Vietnam. McGehee August 21, 2004 “When I’m President, I’ll have them jackhammer the beard off Lincoln, and voila! I’m on Mount Rushmore!” “And this is how I looked when I was sneaking through the swamp there in Cambodia looking for Col. Kurtz. I had great hair even then.” “Decisions, decisions. Vichyssoise or bouillabaise? I wonder what the little people eat on their coffee breaks?” Rodney Dill August 21, 2004 “Hmmm, Just WTF is a buckeye, anyway?” Brian Vea August 21, 2004 Now the botox seems liked it worked, now my eyebrows. Do they need a little bit more reshaping? Hmmmm, and my hair, howza bout a lil henna dye? Yeah…yeahhhhhh…maybe that’ll make em stop talkin bout my robot persona. SarahW August 21, 2004 So, the Vietnam thing is radioactive, this hazmat suit is messing up my hair. Good thing the media meltdown will kill all the photographers. Rodney Dill August 21, 2004 “…A wonderful day in the neigborhood, a beautiful day for a neighbor. hm hm hm, hm hm hm, won’t you be my neighbor. Oh, Hello boys and girls, welcome to my neighborhood. Today we’re going to put Mr. Presidential candidate in the microwave. “ beep “Pop goes the weasel.” Rodney Dill August 21, 2004 Alien vs. John Kerry In a Microwave, no one can hear you scream. Rodney Dill August 21, 2004 The medication should kick in any time now. (based on my last two captions that could apply to me as well as be a caption.) Rodney Dill August 21, 2004 “Whaddya mean my head’s too big to fit on TV.” SarahW August 21, 2004 John Kerry prepares to escort a CIA man on a secret, um, covert…. er…. clandestine mission through the ductwork of his Idahoan Ski chalet. “I’d better hold your hat, it’s a tight fit.” Stephen Macklin August 21, 2004 Next time they tell me to look straight ahead during a Botox treatment I’m going to listen. spacemonkey August 21, 2004 This mind intentionally left blank. tony August 21, 2004 Man, I really really hope no one uses that dumb Photoshop trick to find out that I’m buck naked in this picture, like they did with that Cat Schwartz chick…. slade August 21, 2004 …just one more injection right there…. Sharon August 21, 2004 “Where’s a hand grenade and a stray bit of shrapnel when you need it?” Rodney Dill August 22, 2004 THIS SPACE FOR RENT (Some what inspired by spacemonkey’s entry) Rodney Dill August 22, 2004 The Answer is: “Lower… Lower” And the Great Karnak says the question is: “What does Teresa say when she sees this much of John Kerry’s face” Rodney Dill August 22, 2004 “I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not going to take it anymore!…Right Teresa? Rodney Dill August 22, 2004 The Great Karnak says, “The Answer is: Lower… Lower” And the question is: “What does Teresa say when she sees this much of John Kerry’s face” The previous Great Karnak was obviously some maniacal liberal shyster. (“We’re never quite as dumb as when we’re trying to be smart” – Linus Van Pelt) Nordicgirl August 22, 2004 Cowboy Blob August 22, 2004 When the President wouldn’t make those mean Swifties go away, John Kerry’s eyes welled with tears…well, they would have if the botox would let them.