In the last year, John Kerry has missed about 90% of all Senate roll-call votes.
In the real world, this is the equivalent of showing up for work once every two weeks.
In the real world, most people get paid once every two weeks.
Is it wrong of me to speculate that John Kerry only shows up for work to pick up his check for $5683.31 every two weeks?
(Check amount obtained by dividing Kerry’s stated Senate income from Kerry’s 2003 tax return and dividing by 26)