Fact #1: In the year 2000, the South almost completely voted in favor of President Bush over Vice-President Gore.
Fact #2: So far, it looks like most of the South will vote for President Bush again.
Fact #3: Florida was THE key to President Bush’s victory.
Fact #4: Both nominees from the Democratic party this time around are named “John.”
Fact #5: The Russian version of the name “John” is “Ivan.”
Does anyone else get suspicious when it turns out a hurricane named “Ivan” appears to be hell-bent on severely punishing the South? I think it’s time for a bipartisan commission to investigate this…