The other day, I heard the umpteenth denial by John Kerry that he is a flip-flopper. He has not changed his position on Iraq. He hasn’t changed his position on supporting the troops. He hasn’t had tanning treatments. He hasn’t had Botox treatments. He does and doesn’t own a Chinese assault rifle. And so on and so on and so on.
Now, I’m normally loath to accuse someone as prominent as John Kerry of lying. He’s spent a very large chunk (quite possibly half his life) in public service. (Also known as “on the public’s payroll, not earning a living like the rest of us.”) Also, politicians very rarely publicly make out-and-out lies — it’s too easy these days to turn them around into sound bites that literally bite. They usually weasel and evade and convolute matters so they can technically tell the truth, without having to actually put falsehoods on the record. Sometimes finding them can be a quite entertaining game.
But in John Kerry’s case, it’s difficult to spot where the weaseling is. On the surface, he seems to contradict himself on a fairly regular basis. But after long consideration and several sleepless nights, I think I’ve discovered just how John Kerry manages to say all these seemingly contradictory things without actually lying.
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– No matter how many of them there are running around they all still look like Lurch to me…..
Kerry doesn’t want to flip-flop. Those contradictory positions come from some where else…
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It’s the best explanation I’ve heard, other than delusional schizophrenia brought on by extensive drug use in his college/Nam days. But, Kerry wouldn’t have been doing serious psychotropci drugs back then. Would he? On the other hand, in Apocolypse Now they were. And Kerry has already confessed that his time in Nam was just like the movie. Hmmm.
Boy, that’s pretty heavy, Jay. You too, Remy. I’d have to say it’s a mixture of the two and because of who he is, we can’t get into his bathroom to find out. Bipolar, schizophrenia, multiple personality and dopplegangers are all the same to me. He fits the medical and professional profile to a T.
Catch you later,
~C
and y’all wonder why Form 180 hasn’t been signed……
Flip-flopper of not, it seems that Kerry very well may be destined to reside in the White House.
Also notice that both John Kerry’s have never been seen together in public at the same time. That tells you something right there.
Sneaky, for sure.
Kerry did not need to earn an income. He got his money the HARD way, he married it. Twice.
OR, maybe you’re just too stupid to listen to what Kerry actually says.
Hey Lowell,
I hear John Kerry only too well. Kerry said that we need to do a unilateral nuclear freeze. He stated that we should give Iran nuclear fuel. He said that we need to stop research into bunker buster bombs. After claiming that he will never subject our foreign policy to a foreign veto, he said that questions about our defense must pass a global test.
Call me stupid, but I disagree with all of his points. Last night Kerry again reiterated his secret plans that he won’t reveal because he doesn’t want people criticizing them. Perhaps, like you, Kerry feels that the American public is too stupid to understand.
By the way, call me a stupid redneck if you will, but I prefer a president who looks like a chimp but can trim his own fingernails, rather than a Lurch who gets his fingernails painted.
There is something more sinister going on here. Democrats won’t come out with their true intentions because they know it’s not appealing. So they just tell people what they THINK people want to hear to get votes. How anyone can vote their security on someone like that is scarey.
Another reason why Bush will win!
BUSH/CHENEY 2004!
Very, very true Branna. thnx
Bush 2004, “kerry” is not a canidate, he is a political tool.