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Interviews continue at DNC headquarters for the replacement for Terry Mcaulliffe. Potential applicants were asked to make sure that they could remain flexible and give opinions from any position.
This Christmas nativity scene at Madame Tussauds wax museum has sparked denunciations among Christian leaders.
Two contributions:
1) I see nothing, I see Noooothing.
and,
2) Shuuuuuuuultz
More photos of abuse at Abu Ghraib uncovered
The guy to the left, quietly enjoys the pleasures of the glory hole.
The guy on the left, following his prankser friends advice wonders if it’s supposed to hurt so much.
Quietly, the three men across the room silently laugh at the moron.
Bah! I screwed that one up….
The guy on the right quietly enjoys the pleasures of the glory hole.
The guy on the left, following his prankster friends advice, quietly wonders if its supposed to hurt so much.
Across the room, his friends silentely laugh at the moron.
Ok, that’s better!
Damn, MoN. You ruined my idea of “The Pentagon today released recently uncovered Abu Gharib photos of the geriatric ward”
Camp X-Ray, 2036
“Rodney, you’re supposed to wear your panties ON your head, not STAND on your head.”
Competition for DNC Chairman takes a turn for the flamboyant.
Tom Brokaw joins Dan Rather and Walter Cronkite for some fun at the Network Anchormen Retirement Home’s annual polar bear bathhouse day….
Sooner or later someone’s making ‘friends’ with that dog.
Members of the newest Cirque du Soleil production, “Geriatra” warm up before their opening night at the Trump Taj Mahal.
Rebutted soundly by the Ukrainian people, Yanukovyich and his supporters say “fuck it” and take in a personal day at Daytona Beach.
Thanksgiving at the Kerrys
PETA’s latest advertisement for animal cruelty.
Realizing the old style just wasn’t working any more, the Village People practice their new routine.
Doorman:
“There’s only room for two more guests at Le Club Fairie'”
Guys in line:
“O.K., we’ll flip for it. Heads or tails….”
Speedo guys:
“Oh wait, you’re supposed to call it first!”
Dog:
“Just kill me, anybody, pleeeeaaassseeee!”
Applicants line up to audition for the part of replacement host for Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve….
“Rodney, you’re supposed to wear your panties ON your head, not STAND on your head.
Dang it, I never get that part right.
UPI: January 15, 2044:
Veterans who were assigned to the AbuGraib Prison during Terrorist War I exchange memories of their tour of duty while “enthusiast” practice for a re-enactment scheduled for later in the day.
Even though its existence is supposed to be largely unknown the lines form early and long at the Bill Clinton Sperm Bank, annexed to the Bill Clinton Presidential Library property.
Coming Soon! To A Theatre Near You! The (Un)Usual Suspects!
Candidates to replace Ken Jennings.
Thought bubble over the guy in the middle:
Well, I’ve had sex with everyone here so I guess…hey, that dog looks…oh…it’s female…nevermind.
Publicity photo for the Gay Man’s Chorus production of “A Christmas Carole”
From left to right:
Harold Butz as Bob Crachet
Richard Piston as Jacob Marley
Peter Stucker as Eboneezer Scooge
“Destiny” as Tiny Tim
“Big Bob” as himself
Man in grey coat: “Damn Australian tourists”.
Dan Rather and Tom Brokaw shiver with excitement as they wait in line to try out for the Villiage People.
Tom: What’s up with the guy standing on his head?
Dan: “We need Billy Crystal to Analyze This”
Tom: Dan, what are you talking about?
Dan: “If you try to read the tea leaves before the cup is done you can get yourself burned.”
Tom: Dan, have you been smoking again?
Dan: “We used to say if a frog had side pockets, he’d carry a handgun.”
Tom: Can you give me a puff when you’re done?
Dan: “You know that old song, ‘it’s delightful, it’s delicious, it’s de-lovely’
If this is what the Polls look like on election day in your “neck of the woods,” you just may be a redneck.
Next Weeks VH1 Special Edition:”Where are They Now?”
Right Said Fred with special revival video for “I’m Too Sexy”
Hoping to improve it’s sagging ratings, the producers of “CSI:Siberia” added some stripper scenes.
thought bubble over the dog’s head:at least they aren’t licking themselves!
CBS news releases it’s latest reality series, featuring the potential replacement for Dan Rather, the contestants were challenged to show their contempt for the Bush administration by staging a demonstration of just how far they will go for the story..
the dog wandered in by accident and was taken away after biting dan.. never to be seen again.
contestant #5 (from the left) won this round by showing how far up his ass he was willing to reach for evidence..
The Village People start their comeback.
groupies around the back of the Clinton library waiting to go on the “monica reality tour”
Though she had maintained the appearance of being prim and proper all these years, Martha Stewart’s “conjugal” visitation sessions were anything but routine.
Britians latest fab five and the next boy band to sweep the world!
When Anna Nicole Smith gets here, if anyone of you punks throws a cock-block…it will be go time!
Queer Eye for the Belarus Guy
There was some confusion about which feature of the accused flasher that the witness needed to see.
Notre Dame officials gather on campus the day before firing Ty Willingham.
People put into odd sexual positions, men wearing women’s underwear, the use of threatening dogs and exposure to extreme temperatures. No question the Ukrainian self abuse scandal is going to do untold damage to their image in the world.
“Fargo, The Broadway Musical”
Police line-up assembled for mugging victim who says that, “It all happened so fast, I didn’t really get a good look at him”.
It’s Broadway’s newest hit: “the Gay 90s!”
Fans wait outside AirAmerica studios for their hero Al Franken.
Duran Duran launched their 2004 Hungry Like The (Toothless) Wolf Tour this week.
Never mind. Simon’s got it in the bag with that one…
The ACLU has announced photographic documentation of treatment “tantamount to torture” occuring in the United States.
Listen, Sven, I don’t care what you do you’re not going to get the sun to shine there.