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This is the last time I volunteer for a line-up for the San Francisco Police Department.
I donno OneDrummer the Dick Clark replacement line was pretty good.
At a Paris ceremony commemorating the 64th anniversary of the German invasion of France, surviving members of the French Army display various surrendering techniques successfully employed in the face of Nazi invaders and their vicious attack dogs.
Code names for the techniques (from left to right, approximate English translations):
1. The “Nazis Can’t Resist a Man in Black Leather”.
2. The “Turn the Other Cheek”.
3. The “I’ve Got a Bag Full of Bread and Wine and my Coat is Stuffed with Cheese.”
Names of methods 4 and 5 remain classified, decades after development in WWII-era French research laboratories. These methods of surrender are apparently so highly effective that they remain an active component of the modern French arsenal.
As casting countinued for “The Full Monty II”, the producers reevaluated the wisdom of making this sequel.
Me, standing at far left: “Well, if I can’t win these damn caption contests anymore, I might as well pose for one.”
Passengers charge that security checks at the nation’s airports are becoming excessive and humiliating. Explosives sniffing K-9 unit “Rusty” comments “Is that a pudhugger?? I’m not sniffing that. No way. No how.”
Whenever the cast of “Police Academy” puts together a reunion party, the extras from the Blue Oyster Bar scene tend to provide a few awkward moments…
Wonkette confirmed her exit poll data with these voters before posting about Kerry’s commanding lead on election day…
A picture of this year’s Turner Prize winner: “A Live Art Production of ‘Four Seasons, One Orientation'”
The San Francisco terrorist group start their assault on the White House.
Dr. Sven Yuri and some of his patients demonstrate the newest treatment for “Post Election Selection Syndrome”…
“Sorry, sir — a reporter for the Chattanooga Times Free Press told us that doing this would get Donald Rumsfeld’s attention.”
OOPS…
THAT SHOULD BE “POST ELECTION SELECTION TRAUMA”!
The album cover of the latest EAGLES reunion tour ; “when Hell unfreezes”
The latest runway models pose for the Ukrainian fashion magazine Viktor’s Secret.
The latest from Moveon.org: Moral Values, Shmoral Values!
Harry, THIS IS A GAY CRUISE!
I’ll take the dog, he looks much easier to care of.
After blowing his fortune on Campaign 2004 all he has left is the line “George Soros: Male Prostitute”
Damn if the guy on the left doesn’t look just like George Soros http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Soros
“Hey buddy, you know when they’re finally gonna install a third hole in this wall?”
Drs. Fritzbaum and Kraustein (second and third from left) attempt to treat PEST patients with controversial “Let’s get mostly naked and do crazy things” treatment. Dog wonders what the hell is going on while pretending not to notice.
CBS was all over Abu Ghraib; but what you haven’t seen is the rigorous process that they put their own employees through, making sure they conform to leftist standards. Judging from the evidence, we’re not so sure we want to know what those standards are.
(The two clothed gentlemen, Rodney Dill speaking to McGehee)
“Well all I was gonna do was hold up a sign saying, “Will Blog for Food“
On nice days the old farts and young men would hang around the back door of Farper’s General Store, much like some politicians used to hang around the Washingtonienne’s “back door.”
It’s a Pavlovian response, they do that everytime anyone says, “Frau Blucher”
Down to the five remaining contestants, Survivor: Kiev finalists compete for immunity by enduring 39 days without vodka.
“Beauford, is that not the goofiest dog you’ve ever seen?”
Now is the time at the Flea when we dance.
The 2004 Weblog winners.
(l to r) Kevin “Listen to me!” Aylward. The “always look left” Daily Kos, Stephen “I just bagged a new bottle” Green, Ace “I’ll stand on my head to win this award” Spades, and John “Hineyrocket” Hinderaker.
God I hate the French.
The last Heads of the Kerry campaign took some time to reflect outside Kerry headquarters while waiting for the 10:20 bus…
Hey Jim, grab Sparky, let’s get back on the “Orient Express” and get the fuck outta here!
“I TOLD you not to ask me what I got in the BAG. Now, you go put up your shirt and coat on that hook, and stand over there against the wall.”
Down to the last six at the audition for “The Penis Monologues”, with his ability to lick his own one Dick the Dog was feeling confident, if not a little smug…….
The G-8 poses in the traditional attire of San Francisco, California.
As the witnesses to his character basked in the Dutch winter sun awaiting their call to give testimony, Slobadan Milosevic started to have niggling doubts he would be spending Christmas back in Serbia.
As far as Hillary was concerned, casting around for a running mate was something you could never start too early……
NEWS FROM HOLLYWOOD : Casting has started for prison camp extras at Oliver Stone’s remake of “The Great Escape”, tentatively entitled “The Gay Lesbian Transgendered Bisexual Dirty Old Men in Raincoats Escape”.
Beer and wine were served without regard for the single available rest room….where a line had formed that was taking on some unique characteristics.
“I thought you were kidding when you said we were going to a place called,Nuts & Butts!”
“Alright,tell me again why we brought this bag of Frankincense…
For the six traumatized Kerry voters, the wait to seek Canadian asylum seemed interminable.
or
Trying on a swim suit before the invention of dressing rooms was a rite of passage.
or
Rin-Tin-Tin poses with “the usual suspects” rounded up in the recent Wizbang WebPollgate scandal.
Travel agents advise those planning to spend Christmas in Cambodia to start working on their tans before making their journey. Lucky hats have proven ineffective, as have industrial strength bronzers.
Look Stosh,I’m telling you right now that your idea of staging “Ukranian Idol” sucks!
“OK,let’s just drop off the steroids and get the hell out of here…that dog gives me the creeps!”
Contestants for the ‘over 90 division of Mr. Gay Universe’ limber up in preperation for the highly competiive “Continence Pose-Down”.’
“Young man! There’s no need to feel down! I said, young man…
“Guys, chill out…I swear no one’s going to see this picture. Like I said, I just have this fetish for taking a weird picture at least once a week. Now, places everyone!” -Kevin Aylward
Residents of the Retired Network Newscasters Home anxiously wait outside for the arrival of two new residents.