TSA Fringe Benefit Program Trimmed

Employees of the Transportation Safety Administration will no longer be allowed to grope, massage, or fondle female passengers breasts in the secondary examination areas of US airports.

Update: Is Bernard Kerik the poster boy for the new policy?

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