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Dumkauf!
Oops. Screwed up the punch line. That should read, “…oh deah.”
No so much here, or here, but right here
MEIN-graine !!!
Why doesn’t anyone ever think that’s funny?! I mean, nobody gets their knickers in a twist when I dress like a Viking!
Just my luck – not only does his mother’s looks, he gets her intellect as well.
What would I do for a klondike bar?
I told Harry not to show our true colors yet, the time isn’t right!
If only I had the balls to do that, I would have been king by now….
Dick Cheney’s Penis is HOW big?
That’s the last time I get into a pissing contest with George Bush.
Mom, what? Tony Blair is really my twin brother?
think chuckie think….. (insert sound of wind whistling past)
. o O (they say someday that you will eventually see your mother naked….but why did it have to be today?)
Ah, Harry, I wish your mother had been alive to see this, she would have been so proud of you.
I..I just can’t make fun of it. I tried, but look at the man’s eyes…. theres so much pain there. It makes me want to cry….
What to do? What to do? I know… I’ll tell them it’s George Bush’s fault – the TIMES loves that stuff.
Where did I go wrong? I’ve always given them everything they ever wanted…
Your Highness? There’s a Mr. Cromwell here to see you…
“I don’t understand it. He wants for nothing. We sent him to the best schools other people’s money can buy…”
D’oh!
“Well, we could always send him to the Neverland Ranch….”
“That boy will NEVER make Obergruppenfuhrer at this rate!”
“So how am I supposed to tell the French Harry can’t accept their surrender?”
So this is what they mean by “royal” pain!
When will the old bag ever die?
or something about being a tampon…run with it
“Fish and chips…Pence”
“Bombay gin…Pounds”
“Harry screwing up again…Priceless!
…Mrs. Hitler’s telephone call was troubling for Charles. “They kept telling me my son would soon outgrow always wanting to raise his hand,”she said. “He never did of course,it only got worse”.
“Now where did my armband go? I thought I hid it securely in the drawer next to the lederhosen.”
Why can’t I just turn him over my knee and paddle his ass like commoners do?
“Oh, damn! A few more peccadilloes like this and I won’t be the greatest living embarrassment to the British Empire anymore.”
“Oh how I wish that DNA test hadn’t come out positive! If only I could claim he’s really Dodi’s son!”
Crap…I thought he asked if it was OK to be a little NAUGHTY.
Realizing that the real answers had been safely kept in a mayonnaise jar on Funk & Wagonall’s front porch,Karnak attempted to divine a better solution. “What the f’neck was Harry thinking?”
“WHY YOU LITTLE!” (proceeds to strangle Harry)
(in a bad german accent) HOGAAAAAAN!
I see NUTHING, NUTHING!
Bollocks! It was supposed to be a “Young Frankenstein” party, and my recommendation was, “huge schwanzstucker“!
ACH, UN LIEBER!
I used to have the biggest ears of anyone in power on earth, now that d&&n Bush has bigger ears, now can I out-do him? Wait, he has an alcoholic daughter who is under age, so if I tell Harry to go out dressed like a nazi, that should clench the title of MOST SCREWED UP FAMILY EVER!
“This is what i get for screwing around on Diana, isn’t it?”
The one man who makes Bill Gates handsome by comparison….
You’ve sunk my battleship!
I can barely even feel my scar anymore, so in time I’m sure Harry will get used to his.
“How sharper than a serpent’s tooth it is / To have a witless child!”
“If only the little bastard had gotten a lift from his mother that night….”
Oh, the utter sadness…. how do I handle this one?
Cindy
The crown would fit right here….If only she would die already.
I can’t believe that I ever slept with Andrew Sullivan…. I’ve gotta quit drinking….
“Oh crap, where did I hide all the Nazi stuff?”