'Fat Naked Fag' May Get New Boyfriend – In Prison

Did he think they wouldn’t notice?

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Richard Hatch Hit With Tax Evasion Rap

IRS says “Survivor” winner didn’t report his million dollar prize

JANUARY 18–Richard Hatch, the first winner of CBS’s “Survivor,” was charged today with failing to report his $1 million reality TV windfall to the Internal Revenue Service. The below two-count criminal information, unsealed today in U.S. District Court in Rhode Island, charges Hatch with filing a false 2000 tax return that omitted his seven-figure “Survivor” winnings. The nudity enthusiast, 43, is also charged with filing a false return for 2001 (he allegedly did not report $321,000 paid to him by a Boston radio station). If convicted of the felony charges, Hatch could face a maximum of five years in prison for each count and could be hit with a $250,000 fine. Hatch is scheduled to be arraigned on the charges in Providence federal court January 24

How amazingly dumb can one guy be?

[Kevin adds] What? No Office Space inspired “federal-pound-you-in-the-ass prison”, or Chris Rock inspired “toss my salad” reference? For shame…

[Paul Retorts] Hey I got the FNG reference, there’s only so much pop culture you can expect from me.

[Kevin responds] The Smoking Gun has the indictment, and late word on the AP wires is that Hatch is pleading guilty to two counts of tax evasion. As for the “language” in the post title… Fans of Survivor should recognize Paul’s quoted text as coming from Hatch’s own mouth (and likely Rudy’s too, though he was partial to the term “queer”) on Survivor.

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