Worst Day Of The Year?

A part-time tutor at Cardiff University has calculated that today (January 24) is the worst day of the year [BBC]. Weather, post Christmas blues, debt, etc. pinpoint today as the worst the misery index has to offer.

Of course if you’re a male who enjoys adult entertainment and you live in (or visit) Las Vegas, it most certainly is not the worst day of the year…

LAS VEGAS (AP) – A Las Vegas law prohibiting strippers from fondling customers during lap dances is unconstitutionally vague, a judge ruled.

District Court Judge Sally Loehrer affirmed a lower court ruling that as many as five misdemeanor criminal cases filed against Las Vegas strippers should be dismissed.

Friday’s ruling affects only dancers within city limits. The Clark County Commission in 2002 limited touching between strippers and patrons during private lap dances, specifically barring strippers from touching or sitting on the customer’s genital area.

…Under Loehrer’s ruling, no dancer in the city can be arrested for violating the municipal code.I’m guessing that patrons won’t be paying much attention to the pronouncements of English tutors, unless they also happen to be a lap dancers…

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