Asshole throws Yarmulke into ring

Kinky Friedman, noted author (“The Love Song Of J. Edgar Hoover,” “Elvis, Jesus, and Coca Cola,” and “Kill Two Birds And Get Stoned,” among others) and musician (“They Ain’t Makin’ Jews Like Jesus Any More,” “Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed,” and “Asshole From El Paso,” among others, with his band, the Texas Jewboys), today announced he’s running for Governor of Texas. Among his first two campaign promises were to appoint Willie Nelson head of the Texas Rangers (the cops, not the baseball team) and to cut the speed limit to 54.95 (apparently reflecting a wholesale discount).

I think I know one Texan who will probably vote for Kinky…

J.

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