Pleading poverty

Things have been a little tight for me, personally, of late, and I’ve been thinking of ways to supplement my income a little. My first thought was another job, but between my full-time job and Wizbang, I really don’t have the time to spare. Then I thought of asking for donations, perhaps pulling an Andrew Sullivan and threatening to quit posting if I didn’t get donations, but then I realized I’d make more money if I offered to STOP writing for money.

Then, last night, it hit me. A perfect way to raise a LOT more money than either of the above options offered.

Anyone know of any Italian communists in or around Cow Hampshire I could kidnap and threaten to kill? I hear there’s good money in that, for very little risk…

J.

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