Blogosphere workflow

Following up on my previous post about the liberal bloggers trying to manipulate the media into giving them more mainstream media coverage. I thought I’d lay out the typical workflow of left wing and right wing bloggers. This will explain why the left wing bloggers don’t get as much ink from the big media.

The right wing workflow is from first hand experience… I’ve done this 1000 times.


Right Wing Blogger Workflow

1) Go to my favorite media outlet and read a news story that bashes: (pick 1 or many) Bush, America, U.S. Soldiers, a member of the Bush administration, Mom (unless she turned lesbian and threw Dad out) or Apple pie.

2) Sniff out that the reporter got the main fact or facts wrong.

3) Google up proof the reporter is full of shit.

4) Compile it all together and provide links to prove the media to be full of shit again.

5) Once in a blue moon, the media admits they were wrong.


Left Wing Blogger Workflow

1) Go to their favorite media outlet and read a news story that bashes: (pick 1 or many) Bush, America, U.S. Soldiers, a member of the Bush administration, Mom (unless she turned lesbian and threw Dad out) or Apple pie.

2) Post excerpt on blog.

3) Agree with every bogus fact, add nothing to the debate except except a link to last week’s [now discredited] story.

4) Then finish the post by calling Bush and/or Republicans a dumb name.

5) Whine when the media ignores you.


That THAT boys and girls is why liberal bloggers don’t get any ink.

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P.S. Notice this is a HUMOR post, don’t get your panties in a twist.

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