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Schroeder: “All I’m trying to find out is what’s the guy’s name of first base.”
Chirac: “Mais, non, what is on second base.”
Schroeder: “I’m not asking you who’s on second, who’s on first.”
Chirac: “One base at a time!!”
(Kudoos Abbott & Costello)
Chirac and Shroeder stumble their way through the first excercise at the Donald Rumsfeld You too can be a Kung Fu Master self help seminar.
Had to add some Photoshoppy goodness to my caption…
http://smugmonkey.blogspot.com/2005/03/jacques-is-really-starting-to-lose-it_19.html
Chirac: “…and today, I’m announcing that I’m coming out of the closet. I’d like to give the whole world a big hug.”
Schroeder: “WHAT??? At least I didn’t oppose the Iraq war due to being attracted to Saddam!”
Schroeder: Hey no shit, that fish was this big.
Chirac: Yeah right, tell us another one. Now show it to us.
Schroeder: Oh, dear brothers and sisters, surrender your lives to the UN! Don’t let another day go by! Right now he’s pleading with you, yes Kofi Annan is pleading with you … won’t you heed his call! The altar is open dear friends! Jacques, lead us again …
Chirac: I surrender all … I surrender all! Come to me thou bless-ed dollars, I surrender all.
(Okay, it’s funny if you grew up in an evangelical church or if you’ve seen a lot of Billy Graham crusades on TV.)
President Bush must understand that we can’t go to war on terrorism. We’re already fully invested in the terrorism market…
M.C.s ‘Retreat’ and ‘da Funky Fuhrer’ toss signs and give mad props to the crowd.
Chirac and Schroeder answer the respective questions, “Where would your heart be if you had one?” and “How fat is your head?”
“One of these men is not like the other, one of these men just doesn’t belong”
Mein Gott, ou est la spaghetti !
Me first, me first! Schroeder went first the last two times!!
Moderator: “Who is the biggest fool in Europe?”
Chirac: “Me, Me, Me”
Shroeder: “I give up, but hey, I do try harder?”
Chirac: “The air, she is not so clear, no?”
Schroeder: “Don’t look at me. Germans never fart unless expressing appreciation for a good meal, which we are not, now, doing.”
Chirac: “The Americans. They put something in ze soup. I swear, I never farted before in my life.”
Schroeder: “Well, you’re pretty damn good at it for someone with so little experience.”
Chirac: “Chemical weapons come in all types. .. I’ve been gassed.”
Schroeder: “No idiot, you gassed us!”
Chriac: “Knock, knock”
Schroeder: “Who’s there?”
Chirac: “Who’s on first”
Schroeder: “Correct.”
Chiraq and Schroeder demonstrate the latest in U.N. approved ‘I surrender’ poses.
Oh those kooky European Rap groups. They sure do try hard to get all up in it but they just ain’t got the street cred.
Amateur semaphore practitioners. For clear communication see a bush.
CHIRAC: “Ahh, ze Hillary Clinton, zat is woman viss whom to deal. Alors, when we “dance,” as we say in France, one boob would stay here, but one boob fall to about here.”
SCHROEDER: “Ja, but it is okay, for her ass is this wide, so it is all good, no?”
In case you’re wondering, yes judging this week is especially hard. I’ve got my first cut done, and I’ll have the winners up Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Comments are now closed.