Violating the laws of physics

This morning, I achieved the physically impossible:

I put $30.00 of gasoline into a Chevy Cavalier.

While filling up, I commiserated with the guy at the next pump.

“Yeah, I know what you mean. They made me pre-pay to gas up my scooter, and it only took $0.61 to fill the tank.”

My mileage has diminished even more with him and his scooter plastered to my grill and hood, but somehow I really don’t mind. I think it’s worth it.

J.

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