Brazilian Waxes Cop (Almost)

Earlier today, a Salem, Massachusetts police officer was working a traffic detail in Peabody, MA when he was run down by a car. The driver, who, astonishingly, didn’t flee the scene. She was arrested, and faces charges of driving without a license and reckless driving.

But here’s the fun part. The young lady in question is 17, has no license, and has only been in the country 10 days. She crossed into Texas from Mexico on the 4th of August (correction: April — thanks, Kurt and several others), and made it all the way to the east coast of Massachusetts to run down a cop.

And need I add the young lady in question couldn’t be troubled to enter the country legally?

Yet another poor migrant, just doing the kind of jobs Americans don’t want to do. After all, there’s been a severe labor shortage of people willing to run down police officers. Lizzie Grubman, Halle Barry, and Rodney King can only do so much, and Zsa Zsa Gabor just isn’t as spry as she used to be.

J.

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