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FJORD!
Ah, How about that, a North Pole in One.
I am so cool.
HEY!!! Can anyone see my balls???
John Kerry blamed his poor performance at the Arctic Open on Secret Service personnel who failed to move a 15,000 foot peak on his drive to the 18th.
I’m sure glad we nipped that global warming thing in the bud!
1. Joe Schmoe, Sierra Club President, gets some exercise while pondering how next to convince the public to ban cars to eliminate global warming.
2. John Kerry, who served in Viet Nam, wonders when the Democratic party will permit him to return from Siberia.
Um, Jack… We put the tee on the red box.
The proposed Democrat alternative to ANWR oil drilling: The ANWR Golf Classic!
Jesper was disqualified from the Oslo Invitational for carrying more than 14 seal clubs in his bag.
John Kerry, once again, considerably off the mark.
Bill Clinton plays a practice round to prepare for future conditions in Hell if Hillary is indeed elected President in 2008….
1) “Damn, right in the snow trap.”
2) The Antartic Pro/AM tournament attracted a smaller audience than previously expected.
3) The Myth Of Global Warming was glaring obvious on the opening tee-off at Augusta National…
Coed Naked TundraGolf: Norway Style!
VJ Sing will certainly complain about the SPIKE MARKS this guy is gonna leave.
or
It was sooo cold they allowed Jimmy to hit from the lady’s tee.
Following the successful implementation of twice-elected President Hilary Clinton’s pro-environmental policies, ex-President Bill Clinton tees off at Augusta National this July. Clinton commented, “There’s only one way to keep warm on a day like today – if you know what I mean.”
Intrestingly enough, his balls are blue.
“Just my luck, the only sand trap north of the Sahara desert and I land in it”
18th hole, Eskimo Pie Open
And after 2 rounds of the “Hoth Open”, it’s
Vader 126 under
Skywalker 96 under
Solo 14 over.
Next week it’s the “Jedi Masters” live from Naboo.
Well, Tiger, at least it stopped raining.
It may well have been Florida in April, but as he teed off Michael Schiavo knew what it felt like to be out in the cold…..
It was while teeing off on the artificial 150-acre ice golf course set up on the Veranda Deck that Tom first considered the possibility that cruise ships really were getting a little bit too big.
Unseen from his vantage point, the hapless golfer doesn’t realize the danger as the mountain peeks at him from around the ice floe, getting ready to pounce…
Haha Bill KKKlinton haha Hitlery haha I’m an asstard.
And that’s the women’s tee…
Kerry discovers Otheramerica.
John Kerry, after being told ‘it will be a cold day in hell before you are ever president’, attempts to make it come true.
Paul finds a refuge from a horde of fire-breathing libertarians.
On the Greenland in one, and a two-putt for a par 3.
Earth Freezes Over; Humanity Doomed; Augusta National Still Refuses to Admit Women.
–headline, New York Times
A cure for the flightless condition of penguins.
“…and after I play a few holes to relax, I’ll move that other pile over there…”
Al Gore takes some time off before his next Global Warming speech.
Shortly before giving a speech on global warming, Al Gore gets a round of golf in.
Did anyone think ahead of time about what color our golf balls are? Now how are we gonna find them?!
“Cinderella story outta nowhere. Former dogsled salesman and now about to become the Masters champion.”
I am personally rejecting ALL of my many submissions and casting my vote for MATT.
He deserves it with FJORD!
Impressive! Very impressive.
Sven tees off at the last known all white country club in the world.
Yeah, I think Matt got a hole in one with, FJORD.
Not thinking through the ramifications after discovering a genie in a bottle, Fuzzy Zoeller uses his third wish to become a member of an all-white country club.
Drive for Snow putt for Dough.
nICE sHOT!
The President’s foursome teeing off yesterday at Army Navy Country Club. President Bush remarked, ‘Global warming is a conspiracy against America.’
The scene from last July’s Brett Favre Celebrity Golf Classic in Green Bay.
On this lovely July day in Newfoundland, golfers teed off at the 1st Annual Trailer Park Boys Tourney, to be followed by a delectable buffet featuring seal flipper pie.
Or
The Canadian seal hunt gets underway with no protesters in sight.
John Kerry inspires yet another blog site – “www.GolfFansforTruth.us”
ANNOUNCER: “Looks like Tiger Woods is going to win the North Pole Invitational because he’s the only golfer with bla-“
OLIVER WILLIS: “RACIST!”
John Kerry goes on a serious fact finding mission to see what all the fuss is over ANWR.
It made no difference how he modified his swing, the pingu never got past 322.5 feet.
Only 2,560,311 yards to the 12th white (green) at McMurdo Sound.