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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™
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Chris DiMarco tees off at the inaugural Mount Everest Invitational
I gotta agree with Rodney; Matt’s “FJORD!” made me LOL.
George Bush attempts to melt the icy blue heart of the Democratic Party. Howard Dean is out of frame searching for balls.
Damn it, I hit that tree everytime!
Stop whacking your balls off
that glacier.
Alone in the arctic with nothing but his backscratcher, our bohemian hero does the one thing he knows best: tantric yoga.
I know, I know, but with global warming this will be a great course in 25 years and you can’t beat the green fees.
…and now, a Golf Channel exclusive report…Augusta National unveils their new “Tiger-Proof” prototype golf course in testing for 2006. Despite the new format, Hootie Johnson reiterates that women *still* don’t have a snowball’s chance in hell of becoming members…
Augusta National announces its new colorblind memebership policy at the newly designed first tee.
ANNCR: Moments later, an aide reached into the butthole of the great moose, and plucked out… -dramatically holds up a golfball-
KERRY: “Is that a Titleist?”
“Eat your heart out, Hawkeye!”
Antarctic research into the science and theory of boredom yields a surprising breakthrough.
George Steinbrenner sends Joe Torre out for a round of golf to make clear what his future will be if THAT happens again.
Retief Goosen discovers why Greenland will never be the site of the PGA championship.
Did you ever wonder what happened to former President Gerald Ford? In this feature report, Sports Illustrated tracks special cases of golfers who have found themselves off target, off the course, and just kept on going.
As Travino says: “You can talk to a fade, but a hook won’t listen.”
Primitive life discovered on Mars.
Its…
Its in the hole.
In a scene that can only be described as prophetic, John Kerry kicks off his 2008 Presidential Election bid.
Colin Montgomery: “Hand me my Mashie.“
Caddy: “Uh, Don’t you mean your, Niblick?“
Colin Montgomery: “No my Mashie, I see a baby seal I want to club on the way.”
“So when did David Frost start designing golf courses?”
“A good walk, ruined.”
-Will Rogers.
The search for the elusive arctic eagle.
“Ice Tee”
Bullwinkle:
323.5
Here’s proof:
http://radio.weblogs.com/0126975/2004/02/12.html#a1652
Sporting his new golfing duds, Michael Jackson has found a new way to chase little boys
“Wow, you sure do get a good bounce here.”
Mark was unaware of a polar bear’s land speed until after he severely sliced his ball.
“Ok, did you see where that ball went? Damn these white balls.”
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