It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Sunday.
Note: Feel free to change the message on the chalkboard in your entry. You should note your new chalkboard message at the beginning of your caption with Chalkboard:, then your chalkboard text. If any of the winning entries have a changed chalkboard message I’ll Photoshop the picture with their new message for the winners announcement.
Update: Winners announced. Comments are now closed.
“Here’s a funny one: The most powerful man in the world walks into a bar with a monkey under one arm and a bird on his head…”
(this runs a little long for a caption, but what the heck)
In what staffers called his “grassroots initiative to reform Social Security,” Bush mans the first mandatory collection center himself for a photo op. Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid responded by stealing the collection box and filling it with poo. “Let’s see him reform that” said Reid.
I’ll have one grape knee high sir, and did I tell ya’ll bout Social Security…
“Oh My Gawd. I just found out that I’ll be under Social Security now instead of the ‘only for the hotsy totsy government types’ program like before. Now, no question, we are going to HAVE to reform Social Security. Who could live on that?”
“Did Ted Kennedy pass the bar? Well, looks pretty well stocked to me, so I don’t think he passed.”
(Ted Kennedy out of picture choking on beer nuts)
Dubya: “Hey somebody, give Teddy the Hemlock manure-ver.”
(had to put that one in for Schwerv)
“I’ll have the Bolton burger with filibuster fries and a glass of Delay draft.”
George W. Bush wows the crowd at the Crawford Applebees with the opening act, a “barking doggie,” of his national “Shadow Puppets for the Defense Budget” tour.
New sign: JOHN 3:16
Dubya: “I’m on a mission from God.”
Chalkboard: Bar closed, permanently.
Bush: I own a wood company. “Wanna sell this Wood?”
Jeffblogworthy gets my vote. Made me spew on my keyboard!
“How much for the little girl?”
Chalkboard: Only the Rich Pay Here
re: Bush SS plan
CHALKBOARD: Wilbanks Reception
GWB: “Well, I credit Bill Richardson’s Tourism Department. You remember when he convinced the high-tailing Democrats in the Texas Legislature (bless their timid hearts) to abandon Oklahoma for New Mexico?”
It’s their new state motto: “If you have issues facing reality, we’ve got a bus ticket and a coin-operated bed for you!”
Update: Winners announced. Comments are now closed.