HomeRunaway BrideSign Of The Times – Runaway Bride Edition Sign Of The Times – Runaway Bride Edition Kevin May 3, 2005 Runaway Bride, Sign Of The Times 5 Comments Bride Billboard Changes Tune – [WXIA] Bride Broke Off Engagement Before – [WXIA] So Much for the "It Takes a Village" Theory At least in Monopoly, you get a little piece of cardboard... Share this:FacebookTwitterRedditEmailMoreLinkedInPinterestPrintTumblrPocket Tags:bride, of, runaway, sign, the, timesRelated Posts Sign Of The Times – Back To The Future Edition Riot police deployed against Tea Party protesters You Know You're Old When… About The Author Kevin Kevin founded Wizbang in 2003. He still contributes occasionally and handles all the technical and design work for the site. 5 Comments David May 3, 2005 I know there’s been talk of prosecution for falsely reporting a crime (kidnapping), but think a sec: Jennifer Wilbanks is going to have to live out her life with that “deer in the headlights” almost (?) hyperthyroid stare of hers as a part of her image… for the rest of her life… Assume this marriage (or some other) does finally go through and kids result. Heckled on school playgrounds with her picture, her little Johnnie grows up warped beyond repair, joins the IRA (cos Al Qaeda’ll be history by then, and drunk Irishmen don’t know when to quit) and becomes a hero to the IRA when he accidentally becomes a splodydope. Sad… WTFmate May 3, 2005 not another idiot…. do u think i give a F*** if the bride gets away without any charges?? u better think again. that girl needs a big ole smack on the butt, a hefty fine, and some time alone. Stan Bernard May 3, 2005 The Ballad of the RunAway Bride She left for Vegas without making fuss She cut off her hair and then ran for the bus She left behind the ring and the love of her life.. She had no intention of being his wife. 600 guest and a lifetime of hell She had no desire to hear wedding bells In the bright lights of Vegas her sorrows she drowned With a smile and bug eyes she started painting the town 4 days and 3 nights was not near enough fun So she headed for Alberquerke and a life on the run. They carried her story on the late news at ten then she started worry when she watched CNN.. She ran out of reasons and money to fly She dialed 911 and started to lie.. Now this is the story of the Run Away Bride The Police brought her home and want to know why? I saw her boyfriend and all I can say.. at least now I know why the girl ran away All rights Reserved 2005 (c)Stan Bernard J.R. May 3, 2005 Charge the bitch. Prosecute her, make her pay for her crimes, if she was guilty (which it sounds like she was). I don’t care what frame of mind she was in, she deserves punishment. I also hope she is scorned in her community for a number of years to come as well. fatman May 4, 2005 “drunk Irishman don’t know when to quit”??? We do too. It’s just hard to run up the white flag when you’re too drunk to stand up.