Britney Spears – When Accessories Collide

When Britney Spears announced she was pregnant with Cletus Federline’s love child, we noted that her annoying little pooch Bit Bit seemed to have been replaced by an ever present Starbucks container. At a shopping expedition in Arizona two weeks ago the pint size bitch squared off with the frappacino container in vying for the pregnant ones attention. Obviously (and unfortunately) the reports of Bit Bit’s demise were premature…

Now that we’ve retired our favorite Britney picture, we’re on the lookout for a worthy successor. Based on the (preview) Spears new reality show – Britney and Kevin: Chaotic – which premieres on UPN May 17th looks like a gold mine of unintentionally funny material. Be sure to catch the Hilton-esque infrared camera work in the preview…

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