Lawrence, Massachusetts: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

As every true Star Wars geek knows, Chewbacca is supposed to be from the planet Kashyyyk, the forest-covered homeworld of the Wookiees.

But that’s just the official story. It turns out that Chewie was actually born in Massachusetts.

So much for my long-standing belief that nothing good has ever come out of Lawrence, Massachusetts…

Trouble At The Front Door
What, hypocrisy from Ted Kennedy? I'm shocked, shocked!

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