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What a great Babe Magnet this turned out to be!
That’s hot.
Thurn ofth th air inthake, I’m THtUCK!
Is that a lightsaber in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
“Shut up Pete! I know Storm Trooper armor isn’t supposed to have a bulge in the crotch!”
Nice Helmet 🙂
I bet she gives great helmet.
Who’s the hot chick?
Stormtrooper Bob hits it off with Vader’s slutty daughter, “Paris”.
Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?
TK421 why aren’t you at your post?
Girls Love A Man In Uniform!
I am NOT a Minuteman… more like a 5 minute man…
“Ouchie ouchie ouchie, I need a bigger codpiece….”
I vote for Mike’s ‘TK421…’
NICE PACKAGE ! …
Stop it! Stop it! You’re making Monica jeolous and there’s no more room for my cigar.
“Want to cross pollinate?”
The Force was truely with Storm Trooper 7EZ
Whats a small town girl got to do to get off this planet?
Princess Lay-ya ?
Unfortunately for cloned trooper 213356789, his codpiece contained only actual cod.
“This is not the prostitute you are looking for.”
Young Jedi apprentice Layla tries her recently learned skill of Jedi Tongue Control…none of this happened…I was never here…
…so tell me…is it true what they say about Storm Troopers?…it’s trew…it’s trew…
“I find your lack of a shirt disturbing.”
“I sense a disturbance in my pants.”
“Wanna see my lightsaber?”
“A clone alone with a bone.”
Hey, baby. Come to my place after the movie and I’ll show you a [i]real[/i] lightsaber.
Er… Wrong brackets or does HTML just not work?
“Despite improving his sense of style and awareness of current events, this pimp still drove a purple 1974 Impala with his mother’s name on the title.”
*CLUNK!*
“Ow.”
Life-long virgin and Star Wars geek Ralph suddenly realized that he was finally going to be able to “use the Force.”
I never noticed before that a storm troopers helmet looks like the tip of a large circumcised penis…I guess the hot girl licking him made me think of that.
“In related news, codpiece sales rose 421% during the previous week.”
[DISCLAIMER: participating as wordsmithee, ignore the I.D.]
“Hey, babe, I thought you said you liked my GUN!”
“This is not the prostitute you are looking for.”
I’ll give it to CeeJ
Despite the protection offered by his fully armored body condom, Bob was still a bit nervous about his date with Paris Hilton.
TK421, can I see your post?
I’ll touch your plastic if you touch mine …
Skywalker, schmywalker…do that down here next.
Hey baby, wanna see my P-wing fighter?
Dave finally got the girls to notice him, despite spending all of his time on-line chatting about Star Wars and Star Trek, but he couldn’t figure out why he still wasn’t “getting any”.
“Hey babe, you want the Force, I’ll give you the Force.”
“Fibreglass makes the man”
Wanna buff my helmet?
Wanna feel the force in your dark side?
My uniform is mostly full of silicone too….
Your name wouldn’t happen to be Princess Lay-Ya?
“I’ve got a bad feeling about this…
…but I don’t care.”
“These aren’t the Breast’s you’re looking for”!
“These aren’t the Breast’s I’m looking for”!
And that was the last time a woman ever touched Bob.
“It looks like you’ve managed to cut off your only escape route!”
“Open the blast doors! Open the blast doors!”
“Holding her is dangerous.”
Terrified, Bob held completely still in hopes that the strange creature would soon leave him alone