Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ was predictably a big hit. If you haven’t read all the entries you really should! There were so many worthy entries that putting together a list of just 6 of the best was a monumental challenge; one I hope I was up to the challenge for. Here are my choices for best captions for this picture:

U.S. actress-model Katie Lohmann kisses a storm trooper character as she arrives for the premiere of 'Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith' in Los Angeles' Westwood area May 12, 2005. REUTERS/Lee Celano

1) (pennywit) – “I sense a disturbance in my pants.

2) (SarahW) – “Thurn ofth th air inthake, I’m THtUCK!

3) (FreakyBoy) – “Me love you lightyears.

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Honorable Mention

4) (LJD) – “My uniform is mostly full of silicone too….

5) (bullwinkle) – “Vickie was smarter than the other hookers. She liked to work the “Dorkfest” events, Star Wars openings, Trekie and D&D conventions, Mac users symposiums, blogger’s meetings and any other gatherings of men who rarely left their mother’s basements. The money was great because these guys finished really quick and there was no need to worry about disease, they had extremely low exposure rates. She just wished for once that one of them could actually fill the cod-piece.

6) (Matt) – “Stormtrooper Bob hits it off with Vader’s slutty daughter, ‘Paris.’

TMI Award – with my proposed shortening in bold.

(Faith+1) – Scene 47, Act III, “Star Wars 9:Revenge of The Princess”

Skywalker (disguised as StormTrooper)
Princess (whispering): “Luke, I am your Father. Join me on the Dark Side. It’s hot.

Until next Friday…

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