HomeHumorBaby Got Freeway Back Baby Got Freeway Back Kevin June 3, 2005 Humor 13 Comments If you’ve got a serious case of ‘junk in your trunk’ you might want to think twice about the micro-mini/thong combo, especially if you’re hitting the freeway. Mildly not safe for work (NSFW) but hilarious, thumbnails after the break… ]]>< ![CDATA[ Lt. Ilario Pantano Resigns "We're so sorry we got caught" Share this:FacebookTwitterRedditEmailMoreLinkedInPinterestPrintTumblrPocket Related Posts About That Whole "Cats Rule, Dogs Drool" Thing… The Canucks are… Ca-nuts Hitler learns the Republicans have taken both the House and Obama's Senate seat About The Author Kevin Kevin founded Wizbang in 2003. He still contributes occasionally and handles all the technical and design work for the site. 13 Comments atr June 3, 2005 Cheeks Ahoy!!! -S- June 3, 2005 I doubt the guilty trunk and the driver who commands it was impervious to the junk effects trailing along behind. Big Daddy June 3, 2005 I love it. I give her credit, that takes some balls. Jinx McHue June 3, 2005 Balls? I think you went to the wrong website, BD. Rodney Dill June 3, 2005 Something less than the minimum required emission control system. Angie June 3, 2005 OMG! Uh, okay. Do you think she knows she’s giving everyone a view? Probably huh?? LOL Why am I never around when stuff like this happens!!!!! I always miss the good stuff! Angie June 3, 2005 (okay, I think I lost my comment – tries again) Why am I never around when stuff like this happens??? I always miss the good stuff! wavemaker June 3, 2005 What????? What’s the big deal?????? (still laughing at “junk in the trunk” — always though it was a classic, now even more so) Smoke Eater June 3, 2005 Gee, THANKS Kevin, now I KNOW I won’t be sleeping tonight! leelu June 4, 2005 …a little Clorox(tm) eyewash, and I’ll be fine. Ugh. bullwinkle June 4, 2005 Blind drunk and hauling ass He got airborne off an overpass He never knew he left the ground Like a warhead target bound You can’t correct your fatal mistake When you’re the guest of honor at your own wake Thought he could fly till he hit cement Impact is imminent! Lyrics from the Exodus song, Impact Is Imminent. OregonMuse June 4, 2005 This should have been used for the weekly Caption Contest. Interested-Participant June 4, 2005 Do they make an anti-bacterial Armor All?