Oprah Winfrey said she’s undergone DNA testing that has determined her ancestors were members of South Africa’s famous Zulu tribe. Shaka Oprah has a nice ring to it… – [Page Six]
Australian hostage Douglas Wood, held captive in Iraq, was rescued by Iraqi forces [CNN]
Florida State’s QB was found lying face down in middle of street calling himself “God.” – [Tampa Tribune]
The latest Natalee Holloway beach search came up empty – [Fox]
Captured Iraqi insurgents, mainly foreigners, are the starts of a new reality TV show called Terrorism in the Grip of Justice. – [Slate]
Oprah. Uma. Uma. Oprah.
Here’s some more news for the roundup:
Schiavo Autopsy Shows Massive Brain Damage.
Natalee, she sleeps with the fishes, I’m thinking. A length of chain, a concrete block and a rowboat, and she’s never seen again. I’m kinda surprised more people didn’t ‘disappear’ that way.
Mantis, I knew they shouldn’t have let Terri watch so much TV.
Too bad Oprah missed the chance to thank America for giving her the opportunity to become a billionaire, whereas in Zulu Africa she would most likely have lived on $1/day until dying at around 35.
TallDave, 35 sounds kind of high for women in sub-Saharan Africa.
Then again, you men do have shorter life spans than we do. I imagine the disparity is even worse in that part of the world.