It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Sunday.
Update: Winners announced (follow the link to see the winning entries). Comments are now closed.
“Ted Kennedy asked for me to take a ride with him, but I had to turn him down ’cause the orange life vest was too ugly and uncomfortable.”
Due to a mishap during her last breast implant surgery, Ms. Carey’s breasts are now filled with lead. To keep from falling over she has to constantly lean backwards at a 37.5 degree angle.
Mary Carey, the first woman to smash through the glass ceiling by lying flat on her back!
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I’d do so much better as a Queen, since I’m really experienced at holding the scepter of power.
There’s only one Dick in this town I won’t touch, Durbin.
cool….a tie between me and Rodney Dill
Californias other deep throat took time out to answer questions and size up the packages in the room…
Wunderkraut may have tied for first, but DodgeMan already won.
Exccellent.
Opponents hope that the recent visit from a porn star to a Republican fund raiser is the party committing mari-kari.
If anyone’s getting screwed around here it’s gonna be me!
“I wonder if anyone knows who I am….”
Everyone is so friendly here.
Ted Kennedy just asked me if I’d like a ride home, and everyone cheered!
OVAL Office? I thought you said ORAL…
For the low, low price of $29.95 you too can have teeth and boobs just like these!. Order now while supplies last!
Dangling Chads? Trust me, after I’m done, NOTHING is left dangling…
After the dinner, the Republican Party raised an additional $100,000 at the Mary Carey “kissing booth”.
“I like totally love Christmas”! Everyone keeps yelling “Ho, Ho, Ho”!
Why yes, there is a long line of “Hemmings” in my family tree. Why do you ask?
So, I like Thomas Jefforson because that whole ‘pursuit of happiness’ is just like, so me.
Like the lobbyists who owned the politicians at the party, Mary Carey paid good money for her boobs.
Paramount Studios announced today that “Glitter 2” will skip theater and direct-to-video release in a first-ever direct-to-landfill release.
“I don’t understand all the hoopla over weapons of mass erection…”
“…and I painted this fingernail red because it’s the one I use to…..nevermind”
Cinderella story enjoys a contemporanus update
You might consider grandfathering the captions posted on Caption This! under Wakka Chikka Wakka Chikka (June 15th)
“Excuse me, Mister reporter. Are you asking every person their favorite position ‘on’ this Mr. Iraq or is that only directed towards me? Beacause I fully intend to take my political career seriously and don’t apprecaite those questions which reference my day job.”
“Whaddya mean Clinton isn’t President anymore? When did that happen? What am I supposed to do with all these Robustos?”
PORN CHICK LOVES BUSH AND DICK!
Sure, Senator Sarbanes, I do Greek all the time.
A comment on the comments — you guys are sick. You ARE terribly funny, though.
CAPTION SUGGESTIONS
1. “Now that I’ve entered politics, there’s something I’d really like to get off my chest.”
2. “How can I get on “Hardball?'”
3. “I’ve always viewed politics as a tit-for-tat kind of thing.”
4. “At the next GOP convention, we won’t NEED any balloons!”
If Mark Felt is Deep Throat, just think what I can do to Woody at the Times…
“I’ve been known to erect a political plank or two….”
Two things in this photo have had big stiff white men in their “rotunda.”
Hmmm.
She likes guys with a big “tent”.
Hmmmm.
“Two things in this photo have had big stiff white men in their “rotunda.””
The winner! OMG that’s funny!
Mary Carey? We drew straws. She pulled the short one and had to do the Republicans.
“I was told that they had people ready to tackle me if I tried to, you know, get up close to him.
And they were worried about me maybe flashing or streaking through the dinner.
And I mean, I can’t believe they’d think I would do that. I’m a serious politician.”
Actual quote from–PORN STAR: Mary Carey on attending a GOP fundraising dinner which President Bush attended.
“Did they ever get a lock on the little room in the Oval Office?
Grand Old Party Girl
Casting for “Search for Deep Throat”
I like Bush.
They say that President Polk also enjoyed a good pun.
The Big Guns came out for a recent Republican Fundraiser.
i wanna fuck jenna and barbara…
The excitement of coming to DC now long gone, Ms. Carey strains a smile upon accepting that after numerous attempts, these so-called G-Men would never find her spot.
Ms Carey spots the Vice President and…ummm…”Mr Happy and the Twins” from across the room.
“I’d heard the VP was packin’ but DAMN.”
Oh. My. God. I have, like, totally never been to New York before!
“Why, Vice President Cheney! The top of your head really is as smooth as a baby’s bottom.”
Carey On Her Back To Old Viginny.
That’s “Virginny” dagnabbit!