It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Sunday.
Update: Winners announced (follow the link to see the winning entries). Comments are now closed.




As it turned out, the annual President’s Dinner had TWO entry fees.
Mary Carey: ” I should be the next RNC chairperson. I have a talent for raising cash . . . as well as other things.”
“OK, I’m game . . . but the Wizbang will cost you extra.”
“My turn offs? Paris Hilton, ’cause I think she is just too slutty.”
“No, but I do know how many men went down on the Titanic.
“This is the most important erection of my lifetime!”
Suddenly, getting screwed by the political system doesn’t seem all that bad.
Who’s this bozo? I thought Clinton was still President. At least I could have talked “shop” with him.
…a little rebellion now and then is a good thing.
–Thomas Jefferson
Ahem, where’s the mic ?
“Don’t be a boob. I have other attributes.”
If Bolton gets voted down I say make her ambassador to the U.N.
I case of Chapaquitic these can be used as a flotation device
Where’s that Dick Army I’ve heard about?
To celebrate Jefferson’s stint as ambassador to France, Gerard Depardieu attends in drag.
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This is as wide as I can make it go, President Clinton.
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Two big reasons to attend the President’s Dinner.
No! no! I said “feel it, Buster” not “filibuster.”
Update: Winners announced (follow the link to see the winning entries). Comments are now closed.