Up in Albany, NH, a teenage girl stopped at a rest area along the Kancamagus Highway. While in the outhouse, she happened to look down in the hole and saw a man looking back up at her. She screamed and the police was summoned.
The police called in firefighters, who hauled the man out of the waste tank and hosed him down before the cops slapped the cuffs on Gary Moody, 45, of Gardiner, NH and charged him with criminal trespass.
I’ll freely admit there have been times when I’ve been desperate for even the cheapest of thrills, but if I’m ever caught under an outhouse in a tank full of… waste… just to get a peek at female flesh, please just shoot me on the spot.
And burn down the outhouse with my body still under it.
(Update: Crud, I forgot to link to the story. Why didn’t anyone tell me before then? I had to wait until Josh tracked back to this for ANYONE to point that out. You’re slipping, people. Usually you’re crawling all over each other to catch me in a mistake.)