Get your motor running, head out on the highway

Well, I finally did it. I retired the JayTeaMobile this last week, and upgraded to a better class of vehicle than my 11-year-old Cavalier. She’d served me well for a while, but she was getting a lot of problems (including a water pump that was on the verge of spontaneously disintegrating). From what I could figure out, repairs would’ve been a significant portion of its actual trade-in value, so I bit the bullet and traded her in.

I really, really like my new ride. Plenty of power, yet comfortable, too. Lots of cool electronic toys, including automatic climate control, power everything, and an Alpine 6-CD changer in the rear.

Not to mention that I, as a swinging, single guy, need a car that’s a real babe magnet. Something that’ll drive all the chicks crazy. And I think I have just the wheels.

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I’m at the age (37) where I can pretty much write off the hot co-eds. With that in mind, I chose my car to appeal to the lonely soccer moms. (I watch “Desperate Housewives.” I know they’re out there.)

I’m gonna be paying this one off for a while, but I think it’ll be worth it.

The next step is to come up with a name for her. “The Shaggin’ Wagon” is my leading candidate, but “Moby Dick, the Great White Whale” has been suggested. Anyone else have any suggestions?

Armstrong Cruising To Seventh Tour De France Win
Originality is overrated

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