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Never before have 2 white men held such big things in their hands.
Never before have two white men held such big pocket rockets in their hands.
“Now, what we can we do to kill two hours and sixteen seconds…?”
Red: “I stayed up all night building my model and I did it ALL BY MY SELF! I bet YOU didn’t even build yours! I bet your DAD built it for you! CHEATER, CHEATER, CHEATER!!!!”
“Although the risk of side effects are minimal, if you remain in orbit longer than four hours, seek immediate medical attention.”
As you can see, Miles, your rocket is designed for entering the atmosphere from the front, while mine is designed for landing on the back side of the moon…
Actually Miles I do beleive that the larger one will still fit well up Senator Derbin’s *ss. But, as you know NASA does not like to take chances – so we should experiement with both rockets!
After they all used these model rockets on each other I asked them what they called their act. The father sadi, “We’re the Aristocrats”.
NASA discusses their new zero gravity space condoms, now with enhanced rocket propelled thrusters for her pleasure.
“. . . Actually we were never able to get Jessica Cutler to endorse either one of these models.”
I see your schwartz is bigger than mine.
Moychendizing!
Off Camera:
hey did you hear when Sheila Jackson Lee was visiting the Mars Rover center she asked them if they could go by where the flags were placed in the moon landings?
yea.
well she coming by later becuase i convinced her these were actual rockets and we shrink the astronauts down to fit in them…
that’s freakin great!
The space program has really taken it in the ass lately.
Blue:These ought to keep the astronettes on board really happy!
Red: And some of the guys, too!
GUY ON RIGHT:
“And coincidentally Bob, the squinting we’re experiencing is why the song is called ‘Turning Japanese'”.
“The real reason the Shuttles have been grounded is not flying pieces of foam insulation. It is bin Laden’s new interceptor here.”
This is a regular rocket, your holding a rocket addicted to Viagra.
Darn it, BlogDog beat me to what I was gonna say:
“Yeah, but at least mine don’t need strap-ons.”
Once the rockets go up, who cares where they come down, that’s not my department, says Werner da Clown on the left.
Rockets? I thought you meant sprockets Dieter. Now, let us dance.
Is that a rocket in your pocket,
or are you just glad to see me?
So lets see if I understand this correctly, if you want to give an enema to George W Bush, you use the skinny one, and if Ted kennedy needs an enema, you gotta use the big one…….yep
Red shirt: “See, now we coated his with a special foam… for safety.”
A AAhh ahhh AHHHHCHEEWW!
“That’s right Miles, he specifically said do not use my name for an aircraft carrier or submarine. So, you are holding a model of the space shuttle Bill Clinton.”
“Enzyte considers their next endorsement deal.”
Welcome to Berkeley.
It’s not the size of the rocket that pulls the rabbit out of the hat, but the magic that it performs.
“Miles, the warnings tell you, if erections last longer than four hours you HAVE to call a doctor!”
Red Shirt in thick, Irish accent: “Aye, but Cap’n… 2 hours ‘n 16 seconds?! I don’ think she’ll ‘old!”
Testing of Dockers’ new line of AsbestosKhakis(tm) did not go off without complications..
See Bob telling Bill about his new “pocket rocket” that Enzyte helped him “erect”?
No, no, really …..it is really a neck massager – I swear…
Oh yeah….well…well…my Paladin Elf has 315 hit points!
“Because of our launch problems Miles, we are going to be playing with the mini rockets for some time to come. No pun intended.”
“I was simply horrified, Miles, to find out that anybody can buy these on Amazon.com.”
“My sources tell me that Senate Democrats are in a heated internal struggle to decide which of these to use on John Roberts during the upcoming Confirmation Hearings. I say, ‘Why not both?'”
Bill: I appreciate this more than you know Fred. Until you showed up I looked pretty damn foolish with my dick stuck in this model spaceship.
Fred: No problem Bill. If you don’t mind me asking, how did you get this way? Is this some kind of sex toy?
Bill: You don’t know the half of it. You hold it right down here and reverse the thrust… forget the chrome, this thing’ll take the whole damn hitch.
Fred: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Bill: Kind of puts you in space don’t it?
Lubricant? We don’t need no stinking lubricant!
“What are these spacecraft called?”
“Well Miles, mine is called Entendre 1, while yours is known as the Double Entendre.”
Tell me this, why is yours…..orange?
The whole model rocket thing sure doesn’t draw the models like you’d think.
“…And again, *this* is why CNN won’t let me use the stage name ‘Miles O’Toole’.”
“Well, Floyd, NASA has finally turned our specialty of payload deployment into something more useful. I’ve got Nancy Pelosi’s daily dose of BOTOX in this here syringe, and you’ve the new Teddy Kennedy single-malt scotch suppository.”
“Yes, Miles, while yours is certainly big and boastful, mine is nicely trimmed, sleek and more maneuverable. Mine really is the one the lady astronauts prefer and it has the extended reservoir tip”
NOW THAT”S A GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND !
Hal: “…and although I thought my second-place bowling trophy was magnificent, here’s Dave, the tournament winner, with the biggest damn bowling trophy I’ve ever seen. I mean, I’m getting the screaming thigh-sweats just looking at it!”
Dave: “Thank you for sharing, Hal…”
They aren’t happy to see each other, they really do have rockets in their pockets.
O’Brien > Describe for our viewers why these rockets smell so bad.
….and then michael jackson told me to hold my johnson space center like this. Next he told me to do the ‘jacko’
Thats just not fair! You aint’t black.