It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners should be announced Sunday, and condemned to Hell shortly thereafter.
Update: comments closed, winners announced here.
“Shees, just screw up and forget the Benediction once, and everywhere I go I’m walking into a headwind.”
*sniff*
“That’s it. I’m changing my dry cleaner.”
Pope Benedict made a mental note to himself to never, ever offer his Coke to a sumo wrestler after a match again.
“I look like Michael Jackson from that video.. bring on the little boys!”
Senator Byrd – no disguise can hide his past.
Heee Heee Heee, I cover my face like this… abortion, gay marrage and pedophila by priest… all gone, Me like this game…
I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!!!! I AM A MAN!!!!
“BOOOOOOOOO…I am the Holy Ghost!!!
Looks like another clothing malfunction…!
But Mommy, I’m too sweepy to hold a Mass today! Wet me go back to sweep, pwease?
…”Elsewhere in todays news…this photo,shot by a Vatican tourist,proves that Muslims are trying to sneak in without paying”! Aha,suspicion’s confirmed!!!
I see nnnnothing!
OH Boy! That Bockwurst really makes me fart!
Oh my!! I thought that business about going blind was just folk lore.
Peekaboo! Who’s my little Pope?
Hmmmm.
“Ok I’m ready. Where’s that atheist pinata?”
May be showing my age on this one:
What evil lies in the hearts of men? The Pontif knows… (cue dramatic music)
Or for the younger crowd:
I am the Pontif the quacks in the night.
“It was bad enough getting thrown out of the Hitler Youth for a backwards swastika, but the Klan is equally strict with regard to its members needing to remember to cut eyeholes in their hoods.”
“The answer, my friends, is blowing in the wind; the answer is blowing in the wind.”
‘Holy shit, I can see my hand through my cape!!!!
Michael Jackson as the Pope? Why not – he’s got many of the job qualifications.
“OK, Lord. Maybe the cape *is* a bit much”
And now for my dissapearing head trick…
The Pope attempts a visual demonstration of the futility of a blind and purposeless universe guided by chance and necessity.
The “Runaway Pope,” seen here being escorted back to the Vatican, tried to avoid an outdoor Mass by claiming he was kidnapped by a Hispanic couple and driven to New Mexico.
“My mother always told me it would make me go blind one day – but No! – I didn’t believe her.”
ferchristsakes, I’m never using that dry cleaner again. I said heavy starch for a reason.
Damn you, Intelligent Designer!
Robbert Byrd: “Brings back memories of the good old days.”
wow… you know it’s time for a weekend when you can’t even spell “Robert”
“Just great, all I need now is for my cross to catch fire.”
Unassuming mild mannered conservative pope by day but when duty calls……
“I Told You It Was A White Wash” The Pope Stated When Asked About His Election.
How the hell did I end up in a synagogue??
“Bless you, your Eminence!”
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY! The Pope versus the Bugblatter Beast of Traal! BE THERE!
Inspired by Arafat’s Israel-shaped kaffiyeh, Benedict begins his own fashion campaign to liberate East Germany from brutal West German occupiers.
Benedict’s KKK impression, for whatever reason, did not go over well in the synagogue.
Jebus H. Chribist! I have GOT to get a new tailor.
Heh. The only difference between Zorro and me is that I have a white mask.
Damn! Forgot the eyholes again.
Eyeholes.
I HATE it when the Sisters of Mercy throw their underwear.
I’ll bet nobody recognizes me on my perp walk.
OK, so they’re a little on the large side, but I don’t recall JP II ever getting panties thrown at him. Eat your heart out, Tom Jones!
Febreze: “It’s that Fresh.”
The papal talent contest wraps up with the pope reenacting Sting’s “Wrapped around your finger” video…
Nun: “We need more Calgon!”
Pope: “Ancient Catholic secret, huh?”
Having stunned the world with his sex-change operation, Benedict left them reeling with his conversion to Islam.
“Everybody was Kun Fu Figh-ting,
Those cats were fast as light-ning.”