It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners should be announced Sunday, and condemned to Hell shortly thereafter.
Update: comments closed, winners announced here.
Are you sure I have to wear this pontiff burka to meet the new Iranian president?
Alright, who cut the holy cheese?
“Damn Jewish tailors”
The Holy Father “sees no evil”.
Note to self: No more riding with the “bubble” down on the pope-mobile….
God:: Guess Who.
Pope: You know what? This never works. I always know when it’s you.
“Doesn’t count! I said you couldn’t pull the *wool* over my eyes, not the cotton!”
Soon Ted Kennedy and rest of liberals will be complaining about how the American Soldiers are abusing the Pope.
Unveiling his new look, Michael Jackson proclaims,
The Church loves the chil-ren, I loves the chil-ren.
“Ok, I’ll be See No Evil!”
“The faithful need God’s intervention and (laughs) right about now, so do I.”
At a red carpet event in Rome the Pope suddenly covers his face when he realizes he is wearing exactly the same clothing as Puff Daddy, right down to the bling.
Trailer from Ed Wood’s latest film, “Attack of the Evil, Face-Eating Cassocks from Outer Space”
I hate it when the dancer throws her dress in your face like that!
The origin of Pope Benedict’s mobster nickname, “Scarfface.”
“How do Superman and Batman make the free-flowing cape look so easy!”
or
“Great. Those Bishops are always givin’ me static!
“Lord Vader, when did you start wearing white?”
(I have no idea. It just popped into my head.)
1. Speaking on condition of annonymity, a source close to the Vatican said today…
2. Terrorist threats force the Pope into the witness protection program.
“I AM infallible! I AM infallible!”
“All I got was a rock.”
Your Eminence, the “Big Wind” lobby requests an audience for help with you-know-who on the Cape Cod project.
No, your Eminence, not yet; Soros is their next stop.
The world awaits the verdict for this mysterious perp who claimed he was: “Having lunch with the Pope, honest.”
Robert “KKK” Byrd as the new Pope?
Pope Benedict withdraws his criticism of the Harry Potter novels after trying on his newly purchased invisibility cloak.
“Wow, ostriches have it good.”
Stymied by the Secret Service, Cindy Sheehan makes a bold, surreptitious attempt to meet directly with President George Bush. Developing . . .
“Bet this crap never happened to Superman. Dang it.”
The Vatican unveils new Papal Vestments designed for forward thinking, clear leadership in the 21st century.
“Sister, throwing me your petticoat is not an appropriate response to my asking if you want Eggs Benedict for breakfast”.
I guess that I will have to make it a Papal decree to add cling-free sheets to the dryer.
FOX NEWS:”Well I thought I’d never live to see this,but here we are in the year 2026 and ‘Blanket’ Jackson was seen on the streets of Rome. Chip off the old block,eh’ Bill?”
“…make mental note…don’t order the barbeque ribs in public!”
During his meeting with Arab leaders, the Pope takes the term “raghead” a little too far.
“No change!, No change at all!”
“I Told You It Was Not A White Wash” The Pope Stated When Asked About His Election.