It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners should be announced Sunday — but Kevin and I need to decide who gets to judge.
Update: Comments closed, winners announced here.
Drivers navigate their way around the media following Cindy Sheehan.
After several years of setbacks democrats across the U. S. are staging rehearsals in advance of the 2006 elections. Included in the exercises are finding the polls, how to avoid hanging chads, and rushing out to claim voter fraud after the inevitable loss, shown above.
Weather and Traffic Update:
…”The sheep storm left close to 3 feet deep of sheep and the roadways are baaaad”!
Reporters hoping they had stumbled upon the largest anti-war rally to date were disappointed to find that the scent they had been following was actually a stampede of sheep.
u gotta look democrats right in the eye, or they swarm
SHE: (thought bubble) aw, look at all the cute little sheep!
HE: (thought bubble) wonder if it’s really as good as Bubba said?
Wile E. Coyote apologetic after spilling his ACME Instant Sheep Pills into city’s water supply.
“Thousands of Iraqii Sunni’s take to the streets in a sheepish display of protest following the Constitutional drafting.”
Immediately after being told she had just received a magic wish ring, Edna was glad she had misspoke when she said, “Well, I’ll be dipped in sheep.”
New Zealanders for Bush flock with branded insignia showing to support the war. 😛
DRVIERS’ (common thought) :
“Awwwww sheep!”
UN representatives clog NYC streets on their way to vote for anti-Israeli resolution #9852.
Cindy Sheehan’s returning entourage runs into a problem. ‘Seems that “Bush Brand” sheep have eaten her camp and Joan Baez with it !
Markos “Screw ’em” Zuniga and wife rally the Daily Kosacks for his September offensive against the Democratic Leadership Council.
Lamb Jam
James Lileks is inspired to blog when stopped one day on his way to work.
Traffic was snarled today as Hillary Rodham Clinton’s flock made its way to its latest rally.
Senate Democrats take their obstructionism to the streets.
Senate Democrats vow to stop Judge Roberts from reaching the Supreme Court one way or another.
Earth covered in blanket of wool, thought to be leading cause of Global Warming. UN sends envoys to investigate.
What appears to be the ass print of Jesus left on the hood of a blue sedan have caused many Christians to flock to the site. The woman driving swears it was her mechanics! But she is willing to put the car on e-bay.
Capital beltway at the close of Congress
When Bob thought he heard “get the flock out!” he soon realized semantics were not his strong point.
Daily Kos readers snarl traffic as they head to DLC Destructathon ’05.
Environmentalists field testing automobiles running on sheep manure are confronted with the logistics of fuel accessibility.
After being delayed to her job interview by 35 minutes, Tina decided that dinner tonight would be some nice spiced mutton stew.
51 . . . 52 . . . 53 . . . damn insomnia . . .
“It will be a long, hard slog.”
I can’t think of a single witty caption after reading “Lamb Jam” … that’s perfect.
After years of top-secret development PETA unleashes its army of sheep to take over the world.
The never-before-revealed story of what happened when the cloning of Dolly the sheep got out of control.
When the Welsh go to Heaven.
Drivers in Crawford try to negotiate around the latest Cindy Sheehan supporters.
In a disasterous marketing experiment, Volvo’s New Zealand division finds that S40 really isn’t a substitute for a good herding dog.
Outside the Democratic convention, cameras have caught what could possibly be a bigger scandal than the Navy’s Tailhook afair.
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As former President Clinton makes a stop on his South American tour, local fathers of unwed ugly fat women send bribes to his hotel.
Caaaaaaaap gas prices!
Caaaaaaaap gas prices!
When Sheep Attack!: A Serta commercial gone horribly wrong.
Al Gore finally returns from the florida recount of 2000 with the actual voters who claim to have voted for Gore but not been counted.
Newly discovered alternative fuel has some unexpected side effects!
Those drivers sure look sheepish, but you can’t pull the wool over their eyes – their cars wil soon be shorn apart.
Downtown Cheyenne during the Great Mutton Drive of ’05.
Is it a pink ear tag that means they’re gay and a yellow ear tag means they’re into group sex, or is it the other way around? Damn. No wonder I always strike out in bars.
The former marketing director for NARAL was fired today by his new employer, Serta Mattresses, after his latest ad campaign once again spurred a huge backlash.
Not what you want to see after a long night of driving.
(Inspired by my girlfriend, who is too cool to enter caption contests in the Blogosphere =))
Muslim extremists enfiltrate the Serta Sleeper commercials in an attempt to blow up mattresses of the infidels.
Damn your eyes, Fersboo!
Holy Sheep, man! Guess I’m not making it to work on time today.
Ralph was sure Sam was disguised as one of the sheep, but wasn’t concerned, sure that the probability of picking Sam was minimal.
Even the sheep wait on gas lines caused by the Bush administration. Let’s impeach Bush!
Virgin sheep, waiting for the next Islamic martyr!
In an effort to recruit more suicide bombers, prospects now get to pick out their 72 virigins before their trip to paradise.