It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners should be announced Sunday — but Kevin and I need to decide who gets to judge.
Update: Comments closed, winners announced here.
There was the usual Friday night traffic jamb as the Jihadis hurried so they didn’t get stuck with an ugly one.
The little boy could no longer hold his finger in the dyke. Because of that hole, the sheepwall burst allowing a wave of sheep to flood the streets of Haarlem.
Lead Driver: Mint jelly! Mint Jelly! My kingdom for a bottle of mint jelly!
Viking the Kitten’s joke about Andrew Sullivan goes here.
( http://kurlander.blogspot.com if you have no idea what I’m talking about…)
“Man, my boss is never gonna believe this one.”
just another day in Fargo’s red light district
Honey, I said to make a U-turn!
The Running of the Sheeps: same fun, with a lot less bull.
Liberal motorists were offended that the dark sheep were segregated from the light sheep. Several complaints have been filed with the EEOC.
Praise Allah! We are now in Paradise!
WORLD NEWS: In Mother Nature’s relentless assault upon France she unleashes The Plague of Sheep…
“There’ll never be another ewe!” was playing on the radio!
Mother Cindy’s crowd is growing, but like I said…they’re all eyeballs and assholes!
Fed up with jihadis driving car bombs to their stations, the Iraqi Police excercise the “Sheep Option”.
Spain makes good on it efforts to appease the anti-violence crowd.
It reminds me of the $6M Dollar Man episode where Oscar says to the Nun shepherds “Let’s get the flock out of here” or something to that effect.
“You will let me know when the lambs stop screaming, won’t you, Clarice?”
Frustrated with the DLC’s continual appeasement of the right wing, Markos Zuniga unleashes his own “Final Solution” againts the DLC as they drive away from their latest meeting.
After the Kelo decision, Souter sent his minions to begin fleecing the good people of this small town.
(GROAN)
Millions of willing contestants “flocked” to the set of the new “the Bachelor” spinoff Arab reality TV show.
(UGH)
…The Amazing “Sheep Push 5000”! Todays answer to those spiralling gas prices.
I said cheap alternative fuel source, dummy!
Code Pink has rounded up all of their supporters for a massive demonstration at Walter Reed Hospital.
Motorists on Causeway Street in Boston found themselved delayed yesterday as delegates made their way into the Democrtaic National Convention at the Fleet Center across the street.
I’m pretty sure there isn’t any more caption needed for this picture, except for the word, “Iraq.”
Hey Jaaaaaaaay and Kevin, Which one of those is your girlfriend?
An angry customer, disappointed with what was promised to be “the best night’s sleep you’ll ever have”, decides to take his revenge by driving his vehicle full-force into the Serta sheep during a new commercial shooting. He is reported to have screamed while ramming his car into the herd, “Pull the wool over my eyes, will you?”
Aventura, FL (UPYOURS) – Up Yours News Staff Reporter
The sheep farmer near the posh Pritkin Logevity Center, estimated cost $3800.00/week was quoted as saying, “I just couldn’t stop them, I heard dem crying and there was dis huge mass covered in blood an wool wandering in the darkness of the flock. Once there was a bellow of MUTTON,
Bwahahahaha, MUTTON NOW…and de sheep, dey just bolted.”
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
I didn’t know Osama had that many wives.
“The traffic on the Northern Migrationway is just horrible, folks. It’s noses to backsides as far as the eye can see.”
(With apologies to Gary Larson for a paraphrase from memory)
“As Bob found his car driven to the shoulder of the road, he realized that the song ‘Woolly Bully’ would never have the same, innocent meaning to him again.”
“Up with sheeple!”
or
“Sheep sales by the seashore shaping up”
Not a pack, but a herd…
“Tragedy on the interstate today as dozens of cars careened off the road…no skid marks as the drivers were all asleep at the wheel”
“SHEEP ON STRIKE! SHEEP ON STRIKE! SERTA MATTRESSES PUT US OUT OF A JOB”
Driving through the Democratic Underground
HILLBILLY PROSTITUTION
thousands of admiring young female fans flock to get a look at the new Dodge RAM.
(AP) Ronco introduces it’s new IED defeating, explosion absorbing, self sustaining and biodegradeable device.
Scientists from the Roslin Institute in Scotland return from a week long conference realizing they forgot to turn off the cloning machine before leaving.
Hello Dollies!
This picture shows exactly what intelligent people think about Micheal Moore fans.
Recent photo re-enactment to determine the length of lens used to shoot the famous news photo of terrorists killing Iraqi’s on a busy boulevard: Thousands of sheep were added to give a precise perspective to determine factors such as depth of field, width of field, feeblebletzer setting, and circles of confusion.
Douglas, AZ: Minute Man project success forces illegal alien’s to use Government supplied disguises.
In this FEMA instructional video we can clearly see that a car can be swept away in heartbeat by a mere 2 feet of sheep, so for heaven’s sake, people, seek higher ground and don’t try to cross a herd of sheep in your car!
Betcha didn’t know that MoveOn.org even HAD an annual convention.
“I thought this was COW Hampshire!”
1) It’s Sheeple! SHEEPLE!
2) “Morning Sam.” “Morning Ralph.”
3) City planners soon regretted converting the carpool lane to a lanolin lane.
4) Baats Dots.
5) After this, road rage was to guaranteed when the oldies radio station played “Wooly Bully”.
1) One-occupant vehicles were warned to stay out of the sheep-dip lane.
2) The Cattlemen’s Association tried to warn the town that sheep would eat the traffic signs down to the ground, but nobody would listen.
3) “We’re from the Geek Squad. Who called about the problem with the anthrax virus ?”
Lamb jam ahead…Now you know why they cloned us first.
“She’s Baaaaack”…Cindy Sheehan leads the motorcade back to Tent City. Al Sheepton and his followers gather to “bleat” her return…