Apple Introduces New Video iPorn

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Inspired by The Wasted Network

Apple’s video-enabled iPod models, announced Wednesday, promise to be a gold mine for pornographers. While Apple announced a deal to sell episodes of popular series from ABC for $1.99 a piece, the video iPod’s represent a potential windfall for the adult film makers, adult film stars, and webcam girls, who already have large libraries of material to re-purpose onto the new medium.

While the video iPod may be a dream device for podcasters, if the history of the Internet is any guide, it’s pornographers who will be the first to really exploit the commercial possibilities of the new device.

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