Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ tapped a rich vein of Maureen Dowd loathing. At 186 entries, it was just about unjudgeable. I know I left many excellent entries on the cutting room floor, but such is my task each and every week – just more so this week…

The assignment this week was to caption this picture (which I was fully aware had some collected quotes at Drudge as well) of New York Times coloumnist Maureen Dowd:

Maureen Dowd at Bar Centrale in Manhattan, with its proprietor, Joe Allen. Photo: Jeff Riedel for The New York Times

Here are the winning entries:

1) ((McGehee) – “Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows you’re lame.

2) (sentinel) – “Hey apron, who said you could make eye contact?

3) (Weegie) – “If you want your beer like you want your women – cold and bitter with a weak head, you’re a Harpy man. And I’m your Harpy woman.

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Honorable Mention

4) (Rodney Dill) – “Would you like to sample the shark, Ms. Dowd?

No thanks. Professional courtesy.

5) (Kevin P. Craver) – “Hey, handsome, that $50 will buy you more than TimesSelect, if you know what I mean.

6) (Hoodlumman) – “Eat your hearts out. I don’t look a day over 53.

The Full Tin-Foil Jacket Award goes to:

bullwinkle) – “Hey, you got girlfriend New York? Me so horny. Me love you long time. Twenty dollar.

Until next Friday…

The wages of sin
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5 Comments

  1. bullwinkle November 7, 2005
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  3. OneDrummer November 7, 2005
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