Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ tapped a rich vein of Maureen Dowd loathing. At 186 entries, it was just about unjudgeable. I know I left many excellent entries on the cutting room floor, but such is my task each and every week – just more so this week…

The assignment this week was to caption this picture (which I was fully aware had some collected quotes at Drudge as well) of New York Times coloumnist Maureen Dowd:

Maureen Dowd at Bar Centrale in Manhattan, with its proprietor, Joe Allen. Photo: Jeff Riedel for The New York Times

Here are the winning entries:

1) ((McGehee) – “Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows you’re lame.“

2) (sentinel) – “Hey apron, who said you could make eye contact?“

3) (Weegie) – “If you want your beer like you want your women – cold and bitter with a weak head, you’re a Harpy man. And I’m your Harpy woman.“

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Honorable Mention

4) (Rodney Dill) – “Would you like to sample the shark, Ms. Dowd?“

“No thanks. Professional courtesy.“

5) (Kevin P. Craver) – “Hey, handsome, that $50 will buy you more than TimesSelect, if you know what I mean.“

6) (Hoodlumman) – “Eat your hearts out. I don’t look a day over 53.“

The Full Tin-Foil Jacket Award goes to:

bullwinkle) – “Hey, you got girlfriend New York? Me so horny. Me love you long time. Twenty dollar.”

Until next Friday…

5 Comments

bullwinkle November 7, 2005

What? Was $20 too high?
Rodney Dill November 7, 2005

LOL, excellent Cheers reference McGehee.

Thanks Kevin.
OneDrummer November 7, 2005

Dutifully adjudicated, Kevin. The Times Select reference gave me a chuckle…
Rodney Dill November 7, 2005

I did try to aim a few of my later captions for ‘dishonorable mention’ obviously I did not aim low enough. (or well enough)
jim lovell November 8, 2005

Hi, there! Just because I comment on politics and look pretty hot, don’t confuse me with that transvestite Ann Coulter!

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