Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture (no nudity, but mildly NSFW so it’s in the extended entry) :

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https://wizbangblog.com/images/2005/11/mouse-thumb.jpg

Winners will be announced Sunday evening.

Update: Winners announced (click the link to read the winning entries). The contest is now closed.

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