Ted Kennedy: A quick poll

I have a simple little question: over the last 40 years, which of the following has suffered the worst abuse at the hands of Massachusetts’ Senator Edward Moore Kennedy (D-Chivas)?

1) The American Taxpayer

B) The English Language

III) His Own Liver

d) Other (fill in your own answer).

After careful consideration, I decided to exclude Mary Jo Kopechne as a possible answer in the interest of keeping this a viable discussion. I think it’s fair to say that I put far more thought into eliminating her from this discussion than Teddy did in eliminating her life.

The dog that didn't bark in the night.
Bonfire of the Vanities #132

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