A Lowell, Massachusetts man is under arrest, suspected in a string of robberies in northern Massachusetts and southern New Hampshire. His plan was simple: he’d limp into the bank with a bulky bag he said contained a bomb, demand money, and leave.
He got caught, however, after he made a couple of mistakes.
For one, he left his “bomb” behind at one robbery.
For another, the “bomb” contained a phone book with an address sticker still on it.
A sticker with his name and address on it.
Police originally went to Mr. George Melendez’ home seeking information on the limping bank robber. But when they found out that he had recently had foot surgery, they were pretty sure they had their guy.
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LOL! I hope you’re filing this one under “Dumbasses”!
You can’t make this crap up !!!
Wow,
Talk about the newest edition of Dial-A-Dummy. Did he drink something he shouldn’t have??????