Quote Of The Day – Life Of The Party Edition

We cannot have you shooting rockets at President Clinton,

Secret Service agents assigned to former President Bill Clinton, busting up the fireworks at the birthday party of porn star Sophia Rossi’s 5-year-old daughter at a Las Vegas country club. Said one of the guests, “”If we’d known it was Bill Clinton, we would have invited him to the party.” If the ex-President had known it was a party hosted by a porn star, we’re guessing he would have accepted… [Las Vegas Review Journal]

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