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Damn, that diaper has gotta go!
Get Israel in here to change this kid’s diapers, they’re full of Syria.
“I dunno, I thinks his reaction to a shoulder massage is a little calmer than merkel’s.”
“… Well thanks for the Hezbollah view…”
“I understand little one… I have some problems with the southern border as well.”
This one’s real, not a bomb. Here you go madame, thank you for your cooperation.
“Cripes… you’re leaking worse than Libby.”
You sure he’s not a Democrat? He’s crying, he’s incoherent and he’s soiled his diapers. Sounds like a Democrat to me.
Not a caption, but my own photoshop spin on this.
http://ipsofactocomic.typepad.com/ipso_facto_comic/2006/07/please_dont_cry.html
President Bush met today with Democratic Party Chairman Howard Dean.
1. “Seriously, are you feeding him tacos or something?”
2. “LAURA! LAURA! WHAT AM I S’POSED TA DO WITH IT NOW? IT’S CONFUSIFYIN’ ME!”
3. “Karl, you lost your name. He gets to be called Turn Blossom from now on.”
During direct negotiations with Syria, President Bush fails to convince “Baby” Assad to get Hizbowels to “stop this sh*t.”
Another sniveling Democrat…I sure wish they would get some grown-ups on that side of the aisle!
Poor fella looks like he wants his mommy – and the baby isn’t too happy either.
It DID look like peanut butter, but it darn sure didn’t taste like it.
Republican reaction:
Cute baby. Looks a little unhappy though. It is a good thing his mommy is there to comfort him.
Democrat reaction:
1.) This poor child is in obvious misery – lets euthanize him and make it all better.
2.) The child must have already undergone months of physical and psychological abuse to be so unhappy. The parents are patently incompetent and abusive. It is time for the government to take over.
3.) Longingly: If we could only suck his brains out and harvest those stem cells – there is a minute possibility for some type of cure for one of our own someday.
4.) Sorry mom – time to take him to the reeducation camp. One can never begin too early you know.
5.) Bush is a child abuser! He must be impeached now!
6.) 6.) If congress will only appropriate (fill in blank) billion dollars for our U.S. Baby Comforting Initiative, we will insure that no baby will ever have to cry again!
Bush just can’t seem to escape from the “–it” these days.
7.) That’s why we support abortion. It would be better never to have been born than to go through life like this!
That’s a terrible thing to say. You go give that bus driver a piece of your mind. I’ll hold your monkey.
After thoroughly washing his hands and changing his soiled shirt and shoes, President Bush returned to the Oval Office and rescinded his veto of the fetal stem cell research bill.
8.) Damn. You let the head out. That means we’ll have to let him live you fool!
“One of us has soiled ourself”
I’m not taking any of your sh*t either! No matter how much you cry.
This little Ted Kennedy namesake is wetter than Mary Jo.
With the help of a new baby, the President gets a lesson in dealing with Democrats who also crap in their pants and cry for someone else to fix it.
little Katie Couric, refusing to go to the Middle East!
“He sure sounds like a liberal”!
What’s this Al? You’re wearing a DISPOSABLE diaper?
Caught on camera: the event in Lee’s life that, more than any other, has made him what he is today.
1: I guess I misunderestimated how much sh*t needed to be stopped!
2:This stem cell’s got to go!
3:Baby: Allah!
Bush: Oh no, it’s a bomb!
4:The conflict in the baby’s middle eats up Bush’s ability to withstand, Bush explained: “The sh*t wouldn’t stop, Iran away!”
5:Bush:”You see the underwear gnomes too?”
“It’s Time For A Change, Mr. President.”
“I Say It , But I Don’t Touch It!”
9.) Whatever its sex is – it looks confused. Let’s operate!
He’s gonna blow!!!!
Moonbat Rorschach Interpretation: Bush threatens to “haul off ‘n punch” a woman as he attempts to steal her frightened child
– MikeB
10.) This reminds be of some dead baby jokes.
Okay now, who wants to watch me eat this here baby… Anyone… Eat the baby?!
“Smells like Democrat spirit!”
“Another French Soccer Player?”
“Oh, no, President Fox. No, no no. Technically it never touched the ground in the United States so this one ain’t a citizen. You take this one back.”
Hey, nobody told me Dennis Kucinich was going to be here.
“Massage His Shoulders, George.”
I love my children shaken not stirred.
“Shake An Bake, And I Helped.”
“I submit to you the next president of the UN. No training required”
Bush thought balloon: “Ok, THIS is one they can do stem cell research on!”
Whoa, it smells like this child has a load of DNC talking points in his diaper.
You named this child Howard Dean! Smells about right to me!
In a show of bipartisianship after the 2006 elections President Bush meets with the new Democratic minority leader of the House.
Bush’s thought balloon: “Only people running for public office have to kiss babies. Thank God for the presidential term limit!”