Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

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1. The Last Patriot July 21, 2006

   “Boy, I sure know what ya’ mean. That Helen Thomas is so butt-ugly she could scare the hair off a baboon’s ass!”
2. Peter F. July 21, 2006

   Awww, Lee’s first pictures….
3. Peter F. July 21, 2006

   Awww, Lee’s first picture….
4. jack July 21, 2006

   Bush tries out the new White House Press Corp simulator.
5. chief78 July 21, 2006

   Another Presidential “potty-mouth” moment.
6. retired military July 21, 2006

   “Is this a Syrian baby? I smell WMD in the vicinity”
7. blogrfactor July 21, 2006

   “OK OK next time I will just kiss your belly!”
8. chief78 July 21, 2006

   A John Kerry supporter makes a feeble attempt to “swift butt” President Bush.
9. Rachel Edith July 21, 2006

   “I think I am smelling something else that Al Gore probably invented.”
10. 914 July 21, 2006

    mini Bush hater.
11. ken July 21, 2006

    “OK Wilson, I know you’re upset that you can’t post in support of Glenn anymore, but really… grow up!”
12. herb jacobs July 21, 2006

    this kid’s bowels are looser than the ball bearings of a ’57 Chevy
13. 914 July 21, 2006

    Yep, shes ripe alright! pheww, whatcha been feeding this kid? switchgrass?
14. bobdog July 21, 2006

    Weegie (up top) gets my vote…

    “You sure he’s not a Democrat? He’s crying, he’s incoherent and he’s soiled his diapers. Sounds like a Democrat to me.”
15. chief78 July 21, 2006

    Bush: “Hey Karl, I think this here baby is ‘Kerrying’ a load of crap.”

    Rove (out of view): “I don’t think so Mr. President. He just seems to have a mild case of ‘Deanarrhia.'”
16. Taf July 21, 2006

    1.) He’s just got to stop this s__t. And like that – it’s over. What? Oh yes, I was talking about Diapers.

    2.) It’s Hillary’s what??
17. Tango July 21, 2006

    Achtung, gasangriff!
18. radio free fred July 21, 2006

    “Help, There’s A W.M.D. In The Diaper!”
19. engineer July 21, 2006

    “No way Ms. Sheehan, this is not our love child!”
20. 914 July 21, 2006

    oh no no no! Been there done that!
21. chief78 July 21, 2006

    President Bush meets progressive “movement” financier George Sore-ass.
22. stan25 July 21, 2006

    Contrary to what Hillary says, this is not a village and I don’t want this thing.
23. mantis July 21, 2006

    President Bush surprises German Chancellor Angela Merkel with an impromptu backrub.
24. takefive July 21, 2006

    George W. presents proof of Saddam’s secret “deadly gas attack” weapon of mass destruction to the media!
25. Dwayne "the canoe guy" July 21, 2006

    “Well, well, baby Cindy, it’s time to go back to Mama Sheehan”
26. Kell July 21, 2006

    Now “That’s” a weapon of mass destruction!

    Kell
27. Steve Crickmore July 21, 2006

    ” Take me away, the longer I’m exposed to him the stupider I get” bawled …the baby.
28. Akuma-sama July 21, 2006

    Bush: “Aww, cute little thing, it’ll grow up just like me!”
    Baby: “NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”
29. smitty July 21, 2006

    At a recent rally President Bush was introduced to the youngest registered Democrat in Chicago.
30. Dale July 21, 2006

    Maybe “Ellison” can calm him with a sock-puppet show.
31. Tuning Spork July 21, 2006

    Bush: Honk, honk!

    Baby: I said I am not a roll of Charmi-i-i-n!!!
32. Roger Fraley July 21, 2006

    The White House empathy training seems to have gone too far.
33. Jason July 22, 2006

    Angela Merkel presents President Bush with the result of his “sexually harassing” backrub.
34. Charles V July 22, 2006

    “No way! No way! I am not the father! Laura! Laura!”
35. Dale July 22, 2006

    “I’m going to need a glenn of sock puppets to calm this baby.”
36. Hodink July 22, 2006

    “Remember that naughty word I said to Tony? Well, that is what this lovely baby smells like. Take it back.”
37. Baron Von Ottomatic July 22, 2006

    President Bush, momentarily blinded by the sight of Al Franken’s exposed naked breast, attempts to retrieve a hungry baby Franken was faux breast feeding after takling the infant’s brith mother from behind. Franken’s semi-naked body was sagging worse than Air America’s Arbitron ratings.
38. Ken July 22, 2006

    Ugh, that diaper. I’m not gonna deal with this shit!
39. 914 July 22, 2006

    “Bwahhhh! bwahhhh! Iraq was a mistake! bwahhh! bwahhh! I want my mommy! bwahh! bwahhh! the deficit is ballooning out of control! bwahhh! bwahhh! change my rag! bwahhh! bwahhh!..
40. Mighty Dwight July 22, 2006

    Bush: I think I’m smellin a weapon of mass destruction
41. Steve Doherty Jr. July 22, 2006

    “Hey little fella, sorry you don’t like
    my Robert De Nada impression. That’s okay,
    buddy, my Jake Nicholson impression is twenty times better.”
42. Steve Doherty Jr. July 22, 2006

    Were the winners from
    the June 23(BRIDES IN NEW YORK)
    contest ever posted?

    Thanks,

    Steve
43. Stephie July 22, 2006

    Im sorry mame, we have very reliable sources and there are indeed weapons of mass destruction hidden somewhere in that diaper
44. Rodney Dill July 23, 2006

    Emulating Teddy Rosevelt’s foreign diplomacy, Dubya decides to “Speak softly and carry a big stink.”
45. Rodney Dill July 23, 2006

    “Whew, I haven’t smelled derriere like that since I campaigned in Wisconsin.”
46. Kevin July 31, 2006

    Steve, I’m not sure. I’ll have to check…
47. Kevin July 31, 2006

    Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
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