It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Sunday, as will last weeks winners.
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Cindy: “Think I’ll ever get to talk to Bush?”
Cynthia: “Search me.”
“Oooh, look at that hottie Hugo Chavez!”
Cyndi what’s say we get the chocolate eclairs and wash em’ down with a couple of black and tans!
My Precciouusssss!
Cyndi: “Geeze Cyn I thought we had big butts, but Hillary has us both beat!”
Picture cation: “Puss n Boots!”
See, thats when I bitch slapped that whitey cop …
There is a difference between ignorant and indignant, but neither is that pleasant to deal with
That John Kerry feller has the most gorgeous, long face, but what is that hanging from his nose?
Cindy: Are you ready to pass the hunger strike back to me now?
Cynthia: Yeah. I’ll go eat lunch, then you can pass it back again so you can eat.
Cindy: Hunger-striking is fun!
Cynthia: Don’t worry – if that “Peace Mom” thing doesn’t work I can always play the race card.
Cindy: “How ’bout we head to Jamba Juice?”
Cynthia: “Oh-tay!”
Cynthia McKinney and Cindy Sheehan busy themselves as judges for the CNN sponsored “Miss Butt Ugly” pageant.
As the flasher opens his trench coat:
Cynthia: “You know who I am?” “Uh-huh, that’s right” Now dance or I’ll smack yo ass”
Cindy: Wow, I almost forgot what a man thingy looked like.
Living examples of Rush’s Undeniable Truth of Life® no. 24.
What’s black and white and dreaded all over.
The ‘Cindinistas’, communist enemies of decency and democracy.
Cynthia: You know Cindy, if you took your shirt off you would look exactly like that Hillary bust. Do all you people look alike?
Dumb and dumber.
When you positively absolutely have to have an idiotarian, accept no substitutes.
Alex: I’ll take raving moonbats for $600…
add to last post above:
Cindy: Whadaya mean “you people”?
Two examples of “too ugly” for Ted Dansen to date.
“Hey Buckwheat, smile real big for the camera”
“O-tay, Alfalfa.”
And the Moonbat of the year award goes to….
Cynthia: “Hey, Cindy, I’m lovin’ this new “fast” food protest I’m sharin’ with ya. That Happy Meal’s lookin’ like a good choice, don’t ya think?”
Mixed Nuts
Yellow brick road journeywomen, Cindy and Cynthia, ask the Wizard to bestow upon them some courage and a brain. Asked if she expected the gifts, Ms. McKinney replied, “It’s a done deal. That Wizard will grant us these deserving gifts or I’ll slap a discrimination suit on his bald white noggin’. Cindy needs the courage to go up against that pearly white house in Washington and I needs the brain to do the verbal combat on behalf of my constituents. Got it? Good. Now shove off, your close proximity is taking the spring out of my jerry curl.”
Who has worse hair… Trent Lott (left) or Al Franken (right)?
^clearly I meant Al Sharpton… not Al Franken
Ebony and Ivory. Together in moonbat harmony.
Hee hee hee Cindee, weez got em. We gets that land, we gets married in Massakerredy, and I give you a replacement son.
“Sherman’s March” through Georgia , gets bumped to second place on the list of Georgian disasters by “The Short Bus Experess Tour”
Sometimes I feel like a nut.
Sometimes I are one.
Toby and Gregg
Eanie meanie minie moe! catch a ______? by the toe.
“Ride Captain Ride — upon My mystery ship.”
Ebony and Ivory live together in perfect moonbatery
Sorry eric, I just saw yours. Curse you and your little song lyrics too.
Lawzy, we got to have a doctor. I don’t know nothin’ ’bout birthin’ babies.
That’s okay, Dean will be here later.
By the time Captain Kirk and the Enterprise returned them to their world, it was utterly destroyed.
When the polls say your down 46 to 21, get a bigger shovel and dig deeper.
So THAT’S our 15 minutes of fame?! It’s beautiful!
Do you think it’ll come back?
“Bukwheat just adores Her Mammy!”
During their adult years, Spanky and Buckwheat were reduced to performing at supermarket and mall openings and the occasional Rotarian convention.
Spanky’s failed sex change operation didn’t help.
The ugly ones thought bubble: wow! so this is what its like to be famous? I wonder how much Hef would give Me for a centerfold spreadeagle snatchshot!
“Ooooh, you’re right Cyndi, that object IS bright and shiney!”
Li’l Rascals.
DUMB & DUMBER-ER
I agree Cindy, we should definitely tuck a buck in his g-string.
Cindy: People-power is such sweet nectar… uh, sorry, and you were saying?
McKinney: Fist of furies bitch! Dat’s the only language dem fascists crackah unna’stands!!!
Pugilism for Peace