It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Sunday, as will last weeks winners.
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
CS: “I just love coming to these Hezbollah fundraisers! Let’s go play at the ‘Saw the head off a GI’ interactive exhibit!”
CM: “I love these things, too. Let’s go watch the IMAX ‘Blowing up a Jewish schoolbus’ video!”
Send in the clowns.
No, wait, they are already here.
Ebony…and Ivory
Two together
In harmony…
Well THIS shoots that “Intelligent Design” theory all to hell!
The devil went down to Georgia?
That’s the night that the lights went out in Georgia…
(Sorry…for some reason this pic pulls a bunch of lyrics into my mind)
The blond leading the stupid.
Florida has destructive hurricanes.
Louisiana has massive flooding.
California has raging brush fires.
Georgia…had fourth choice.
Ebony and ivory live together in perfect insanity…
Fetch me a smoothie, Renfrew, and I shall reward you with a spider ghoulash.
YETH MATHTER! AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
“Cindy, you unce, tice, fee tines a mady!”
“Excuse me, we smell like what?”
Hee hee hee…that’s funny….the funny man said “Bushitler”….
Wanna dance?
So, Cindy, you’re really gonna build a giant 50 foot plastic middle finger on your 5 acres in Crawford?
By the way, you got an opening for an experienced, er, available Congressman for your district?
Duke
The long-awaited sequel to Dumb and Dumber: Douchebag and Dipshit
Stymied. Buckwheat.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present the winners of our Alphalfa and Buckwheat look alike contest.
Hmmmm.
“Two anonymous volunteers for this year’s Democratic Convention Bukakke Extravaganza!”
An out of work Cindy Sheehan is hired as a maid for Cynthia McKinney.
wondermoonbat powers activate:
form of – the demise of the democrat party
shape of – former congresswoman again
Cynthia: “So you got invited to Al Sharpton’s shindig, I’m a Congresswoman, can you get me invited?”
Cindy: “Sure, but I’ll need to see some ID.”
How would Buckwheat and Alfalfa get out of THIS one?
“Hey, Cindy, there’s that Lee guy who wanted to nuke Islam to get Osama. Haa, haa, ha, ha. What an idiot.”
For the first time in her life, Barbara Boxer was only the third-dumbest person in the room
Cyn: That was fun! Should I slug him again?
Cin: A little lower this time!
Cyn: Isn’t it great to be able to smack people around when they don’t dare fight back!
So?…… So! Birdbrain flu does spread from species to species?
Cindy: See that guy up there?
Cynthia: Yeah…
Cindy: That’s who I had that guy posing as a Katrina victim buy the property in Crawford from.
Cynthia: No way!
Cindy: Yeah, let’s watch while he finds out that I’m the one who really bought it.
Cynthia: OK!!!
pssssssss yo whitebread? got any o that gumshoe tabacca?
Aunt Jemima meets Uncle Ben!
The Democratic Party’s “biggest” Cins/Cyns.
Buckwheat is still alive? And a friend of Chris Matthews? The things you learn on teh internets…
Peggy Lipton and Clarence Williams III return as…2/3’s of….The Mod Squad!
Michael Cole issued the following statement through his publicist: “My work with Peggy and Clarence remains one of the highlights of my career but my intermitent appearances on General Hospital — yesssss, General Hospital, that’s the ticket — prevent me from assuming any new projects at this time.”
Gods gift to the Republican party.
Ok. I’ll let you borrow my cell phone if you promise to shut up and leave me alone.
Hmmm… I don’t think Dr. Atkins had these two in mind when he developed the “fat” fast.
Hmmm… I don’t think these two had Dr. Atkins in mind when they started their “fat” fast.
These two give a whole new meaning to the phrase “Ugly American”.
With appologies to Jake & Elwood Blues:
Cindy: Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke.
Mrs. Murphy: You want chicken wings or chicken legs?
Cindy: Four fried chickens and a Coke.
Cynthia: And some dry white toast please.
Mrs. Murphy: Be right back.
Cindy: Doesn’t anybody know the meaning of fast food anymore?
When looking at these two, burka’s don’t seem so bad!
Howard Dean explains his 50-state strategy to the last two adoring members of the Dean Fan Club (DFC).
When looking at these two, burka’s don’t seem so bad!
Posted by: Rudy and Condi 2008
In spite of the misuse of an apostrophe, the entry by Rudy and Condi 2008 is an excellent caption.
McKinney to Sheehan: “You fast? I’ll race ya!”
Cynthia Mckinney in “Aunt Jemima voice”
“That nice Mr Chavez says he the govument gonna take care us all from cradle to grave, Miss Cindy”
Cindy (starstruck tone) – “He’s such a real man”
No, there is no truth to the rumors that we are gay.
chsw10605
McKinney to waiter: “I’ll have whatever she’s having…”
Alfalfa and Buckwheat reuinted.
Former Saturday Night Live cast members, anxious to bring a few moments of joy to an utterly despondent Cindy Sheehan, gather for a fund raiser to help collect funds for the grieving Peace Mom to buy a plot of land near the White House. Eddie Murphy, reprising his Buckwheat character, and Ms Sheehan enjoy a guffaw as SNL alum Chevy Chase (not shown) uncorks a riotous pun involving President Bush’s surname and a patch of unshaven pubic hair resembling Don King’s head in the leg scissors.
Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum
VH1 presents “Behind the Mask” With a profile of the real Teletubbies, Dipsey and Tinky Winky.
Sheehan and McKinney, two old fashioned Irish gals having a night on the town.