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“Don’t let me die in here. Don’t let them touch me. Please – smuggle me into American where I can get some qualified health care. Please!”
I wish I knew how to quit you.
Better Red than Dead, eh Hefe?
Take me, Take me now my venzualean stallion.
or as reported by Granma
Let the three hours of tender intercourse begin
http://www.granma.cubaweb.cu/secciones/siempre_con_fidel/art-051.html
Two “Red Staters” plotting something?
Yes Fidel-ito, I think Che would be very proud. I’d say you’ll see him in heavan, but of course, we don’t believe in such nonsense.
Look dear! Matching shirts! I jusy knew we’d be BFF that I went shopping in the same stores! URYY! BFF! See you next fall!
“Quick, get me Dr. House.”
Cindy and Harry send their love, El Presidente.
Lower, Fidel, lower!
Vincente the Red Knows Your Reign is Dear
[but you better watch out, you better not die…]
“My what big teeth you have!!”, said Red Wearing Hoodlum. “The better to eat you with, my dear!”
(Ed Note: the thought bubbles are interchangeable.)
“‘Bout time you got here, nurse. My bedpan reeks something fierce.”
Chavez “DAAAANG, you look even more photoshopped in person”
High Fidel-ity
Please, Babe, Just hit one home run for me!
“Told you it would take two hands”
Chavez: You look well, Fidel!
Fidel: Who are you?
Hugo, we really appreciated the oil. Now, I could really use some help on this hospital bill here….
(Singing)
“You are every woman in the world to me….”
Chavez: Red is the new olive drab green.
“You look fine; I’m sure you’ll be back on your feet and oppressing your people in no time!”
“There’s good news and bad news. The doctor said you’ll be dead by the end of the month….but I saved a lot of money on my car insurance!”
Cesar, that is so touching of you to dress in this homespun way, as a sign of solidarity.. but don’t tell me your economy is surrounded by a sea of red ink, as well?
HA!! I smell McDonalds! Hand it over, biotch!!
“Why so I look so tall? Because I’m standing on Raul’s back, that’s why.”
Tell me again why we are wearing these ridiculous matching shirts.
Tweedle-Dumb meets Tweedle-Dipshit
Fidel thanks his brother, Raul, for his decision to donate both kidneys, a liver, and most of an intestine to Fidel.
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Yes, excellent work. But you’ll need to warm up his hands to complete the illusion.
The two Latin American leaders were married today in a quiet bedside ceremony.
Cesar Chavez and Fidel Castro try a little foreplay before attempting to consumate their unholy union and spawn the ultimate Latin American dictator, Che Guevara Castro-Chavez, Jr.
Is it just me, or did you photo shop this pic?both of the heads on this picture look pasted on the bodies. Note C’s clean neck line that changes color!
The Quote. “Fidel, NOT here. Remove dat hand, now!”
You look so much better since I told you how the American Liberals are bringing the United States down to it’s knees.
I vote for Big E…….and another victory for gay marriage
“Did you dye your shirt with the blood of your countrymen, too, camrade?”
Fidel has his Totalitarian Dictator “Make a Wish” granted by meeting Hugon Chavez
Jefe, dígame antes de su muerte – ¿Dónde están los trillón dólares que usted han robado de Sr. Quemaduras?
“A communist is like a crocodile – when it opens its mouth you cannot tell whether it is trying to smile or preparing to eat you up.” ~ James A.C. Brown
Finally, we are making our unholy union official mi amor!.
with matching shirts and all,
Do you hear the bells ringing Huguie?
Hugooooooooooooo, take me I`m yours.
Hugooooooooooooo, take me I`m yours.
You had me at “hola”
“Wham, bam, thank you man!!”
Ladys in Red
Eighty years old and not a speck of gray! What’s your secret? Mike Wallace isn’t talking …
“Love Story”
Get into Your fatigues Mayo! By the end of this week..You’ll quit.
“I just said to pull my *finger*! I don’t wanna blow a gasket.”
Hugo and Fidel get ready to do a commercial for the release of their new salsa “Che”. It comes in three flavors, Commie Hot, Commie Medium and Commie (are you really a Commie?) Mild