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Hugo: Coño, my brother, how did this happen to you? Did the Yanquis put something in your food?
Fidel: No, what happened was I finally hit my limit. I could handle you and Evo, but not at the same time. My culo is not a clown car, carajo!
Even that much red cant stop their bull.
Hugo and Fidel get ready to do a commercial for the release of their new salsa
“Che”. It comes in three flavors, Commie Hot, Commie Medium and Commie (are you really a Commie?) Mild.
“The lady in reddddddddddd….is dancing next to me.”
The Menendez brothers sent us matching shirts, aren’t they nice boys?
Oh Fidel, when you said perforated colon I came as quickly as possible…only I had hoped YOU wanted to perforate MY colon once more time before you died in my arms.
Jesus, his arm came off…what do I do?
“Thank you for coming to see me and for doing the twist while you were here, Chubby Checker.”
Chavez: “Oh man, that was a good one when you offered suuport to monitor American elections in 2000.”
Castro: “Heh. That borracho maricon tried to overthrow you and still couldn’t get it right.”
Chavez: “That huevon calls us dictators?”
Castro: “Si, and Posada is still a free man in the U.S.”
Both: “Me cago en Bush!”
From: Reuters
To: Adnan Hajj, Photo-Journalist
Can you please Photoshop this picture of Castro to make him look like he’s still alive? The New York Times is doing a piece in Sunday’s edition about the superiority of Cuba’s healthcare system.
“Hugo, isn’t this a wonderful shade of ‘siberian dictatorial red’?”
Chavez: “I cannot smile much longer because, ooooh man, his hands are stiff and cold and his corpse is leaking and smells real bad.”
“Fidel, you’re color’s back!”
Fidel, these ares from my new Boss Hugo Pimpin’ Collection
Now you can let Marti rest, my death should be the pivotal event.
The two newest redshirt crewmembers of the Starship Enterprise congratulate each other on their good fortune.
“If you can think of a simpler way, I’d like to hear it!” says Chavez, insisting that he and Castro are “merely exchanging long protein strings.”
“I stand corrected, Wyatt. You’re an oak.” – Doc Holliday (Tombstone)
“It was wonderful for me, Fidel. Was it good for you?”
“Better RED than dead!”
There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it. babalu cheerleader.
There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it. babalu cheerleader.
I enjoyed the colonoscopy you gave me last night as much as you enjoyed giving it to me. *kiss kiss*
Better red than dead, eh comrade?
ok, very obscure 80’s reference.. id even run a contest for the fisrt to identify it, but in todays web age its just to easy… but just for the s’s and g’s, does anyone really rememebr it, no googleing!!! and yes, its also a sly reference to the tony randall character
Please believe me,
Lately my whole world is changing.
Suddenly you’re here and my life’s better than before.
We’re friends forever.
Sharing everything together,
always understanding just how much the other cares.
We’re friends forever.
You know that’s how I feel.
We’ll stick together.
Please say we’ve got a deal.
We’re friends forever.
And when the rest have gone,
It’s you who will be there for me,
My friend.
Come closer, por favor. My eyes, they no so good no more.
Aye, Hugo! You and comrade Zuniga look so much alike…
Dammit, Raul!!! I said huge cha-cha’s!!
Chavez: “Fidel, are you deaf? When I called, I told you “I thought you were dead”, not “thought of you in red”.”
Castro: “Hugo, I see red people”
Love means never having to say you’re sorry…..
“Eeewwwwwww, why did you spit in your hand? The last person I saw do that was Heath Ledger…”
Chavito papito, cuando me vayas a meter la daga esa que me regalaste que sea suavecito porque todavia estoy muy débil. No ves lo pálida que estoy?
Red rover red rover send Hugo right over.
Seriously…isn’t this fashion statement the best reason yet to lift the embargo?
I’ll neeever forget
the waaay you look tonite.
Two great leaders of Latin American were united in Holy matrimony .
It was an elegant and private ceremony
The grooms were dressed in Red Satin, designed by Rauuull, who shed emotional tears, during de wedding.
Raul designs are famous in all the Ho Chi Minh Trail
Make up and hair were discretely done by Photoshop
Now the Castroid dynasty is forever united to the Venezuelan Chavados
“Hola Magazine” will dedicate it’s next publication to the Royal Union.
Hugo, that color brings out your eyes.
Chavez to Reuters: “Quickly take the picture because, ooooh man, his corpse is leaking on my grey shirt.”
“Elian, we’re feeding you waaaaaaaaay too much gruel.”
After all these years, I have a my first disciple.
So, you fooled them too, honey?
Of course! Look at that idiot Zapatero from Spain…and don’t you worry about your fortune, I’ll help Raul with that!
Fidel paying money under the table to chavez, must be all the photoshopping that costs the money.
If I can be half the tyrant you have been, I’d be a lucky man ! By the way, how’d I look with a beard ?? Can I yours if you die ?? Also where are the gualgs, I need some ideas. Seriously, what about the beard ?
Ahhhh you’re red, incoherently babbling anti-American slogans, and have a limp noodle handshake – it must be mi dear old amigo Jimmy Carter.
NY Times Caption:
Freedom Fighter Fidel Castro recovers after being poisoned by World Terrorist GW Bush.
It’s kind of you to notice, Fidel, I have been using Lancome.
Caramba! You cashed in your Marlboro Miles for the red shirt too? I knew I should have gotten the Zippo…
Hugo, Darling. I’m sorry, but I’m positive.
Red Dawn of the Dead.
Si, Fidel. I will give you the happy ending.